Confirmed with Link: Canes Sign Claesson

[poobags]

I recently read a book where a side character had over 50 penises on his body.

That guy has no where near as much D as we do.

I heard that motherf***er had like thirty goddamn dicks.

 

[Hinterland]

Good. Can't have too many defenders. I like Claesson. Legit NHLer and plays with an edge. Good guy to have.

I was a bit worried when they went after Forsling but he won't see ice time now that Claesson is here. Hopefully.

 

[tarheelhockey]

All you gotta do is tell the D to keep on pounding....

The faster we move guys in and out of our pipeline, the more likely one of them is to explode.

 

[Lempo]

I don't know... I don't think you can get a good number of these D up.

 

[Wolfpuck]

I don't know... I don't think you can get a good number of these D up.

6 or 7 D at a time is still a lot.

 

[Lempo]

6 or 7 D at a time is still a lot.

We can never have them all protected.

 

[tarheelhockey]

I don't know... I don't think you can get a good number of these D up.

Yeah but if they’re gonna score, we want them scoring right here. Last thing we need is to get burned on the PP.

 

[Anton Babchuk]

mods?

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

And people think we are old on this board, yet clearly we are juvenile with the level of these jokes.

 

[Roboturner913]

 

[Chrispy]

 

[My Special Purpose]

There's a Honka joke in here somewhere but I'm kinda busy at work.

 

[Bunch of Jurcos]

It's almost crazy how deep our D gets. D's nuts, if you will.

 

[tarheelhockey]

mods?

I don’t get it. Where’s the double entendre here?

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

When Mike Zigomanis played for Pittsburgh he wore #15.

He was a Pen15.

 

[Lempo]

I don’t get it. Where’s the double entendre here?

If you read it backwards, it gets quite questionable.

 

[emptyNedder]

It's almost crazy how deep our D gets. D's nuts, if you will.

That comment was a little squirrelly.

 

[tarheelhockey]

When Mike Zigomanis played for Pittsburgh he wore #15.

He was a Pen15.

When Harry Dick played for Chicago he wore #17.

Honestly this one kind of is its own punchline.

 

[TheReelChuckFletcher]

 

[WreckingCrew]

Logo fits too with all the D we're packin!

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Logo fits too with all the D we're packin!

...

Get your right testicle checked if it looks like that

 

[Canes]

If you read it backwards, it gets quite questionable.

Nossealc Ngis Senac

That looks like Gaelic or something.

 

[Canes]

Slavin would be a Joe Thornton like center. Pesce would be a right handed Evgeni Malkin. Fleury a Jordan Staal, and McKeown a Riley Nash.

 

[Nikishin Go Boom]

I don’t get it. Where’s the double entendre here?

Mods... more offensive Ds

 

[CandyCanes]

Canes traded for Dougie Hamilton. That must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon....

Canes defense is really deep right? That must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon....

Canes gotta make room for Adam Fox right? That must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon.....

Canes just signed Calvin De Haan, that must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon.....

Canes just signed Chase Priskie, that must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon.....

Canes just signed Jake Gardiner, that must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon.....

Canes just signed Claesson, that must mean they’re going to trade Faulk soon.....