You guys are missing the point. We need the ice sluts cause our team is so bad. We play the most boring uninspired hockey in the league. We also can't make good ice, cause we play in a tropical paradise full of palm trees and tiki bars that hasn't seen snow since the last ice age.
I mean, that's the whole reason I chose a college in the State, cause I hate snow and cold and wanted to live in a State where it's 100 degrees every day and I could walk to class in a Tommy Bahama shirt and flip flops.
The Whoreacanes are a nessecity cause scantily clad teenagers are the only reason people go out to the games. Can you think of a more offensive thing? I mean, sweet innocent young girls being forced to wear turtlenecks and ankle length pants? But hey, times are tough, so if that's what they gotta do to afford college or whatever, I feel bad for them. If they volunteered or something it might be a bit better, but we all know they're forced into it. JR knows the only people who go to our games are transplants from Buffalo who came here for the same reasons I did. And New Yorkers like the Drawl.