If I wanted to tank the season without making it appear obvious of my intentions like trading Kessel or Phaneuf for futures I would do exactly what Nonis did this summer.
10 easy steps to failure, oops I mean success of a top 5 pick.
1) Start with a bad team, 8th last in the standings, 5th worst in goal agaisnt and 30th in shots against .....
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2) Recognize that this team 18-wheeler collapsed in 2012 (5th last) and epic collapsed losing 12 of last 14 and with that in mind....
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3) Bring back the same coach responsible for that result, believe same or even worse was possible ....
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4) Bring back the same core group that is now proven to be unsuccessful, as tinkering with the core could effect the results in a positive way so don't want to risk that....
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5) Remove my best 2-way/defensive players Gunnarson (+12 #1 on Leafs), Kulemin, Bolland, McClement etc and replace them with cheaper, lesser versions of themselves, while shopping in the bargain bin....
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6) Create the illusion I'm trying by busy work and bringing in a lot of question marks like KHLers, injured players and unproven NHLers. As simply promoting 1/2 the Marlies to replace the departed far to obvious....
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7) Call a press conference and state young player "play the kids" was the new plan and youngsters like Gardiner and Rielly are going to get bigger sink or swim roles and a few Marlies Holland, Ashton etc will get more opportunities and sadly
accept the consequences of their rookie mistakes while learning....
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8) Plan on playing my 3rd/4th lines more which then gives less TOI/g to my top offensive players on my top 2 lines by default. Less ice time less offensive production...
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9) Wait well into the summer to find assistant coaches giving the team less time to prepare ahead of time on special teams or systems for next year, or provide Carlyle with any help possible by bringing in qualified personnel too early...
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10) Sit back and watch if my bottom 10 team takes another step backwards in hopes that a high draft pick in 2015 is my reward...
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