GDT: Avs @ Sharks (Again): And For Those Reasons...I'm Out (8:30 MT)

[TanguaySauce]

** Pre-Game Song: "Cake By the Ocean" - DNCE **

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[Pokecheque]

Quite epic

 

[SirLoinOfCloth]

Moderately epic.

 

[landpoke]

A Game Day Thread 12 hours before the game? What manner of sorcery is this?

 

[missionAvs]

Yeah this is 7/10 epics.

 

[The Moops]

That one guy Sakic is talking to looks like Marty Funkhouser and you can't convince me it's not

 

[dahrougem2]

6-3 Avs.

 

[AvBuff]

 

[Pokecheque]

Best one was Jaws 3 when the shark broke the glass at the aquarium.

These particular sharks have a real knack of inadvertently carrying around explosive materials in their mouths at the worst possible moment.

 

[AvBuff]

Jaws 3 was like one of the worst movies I ever saw - and I saw a lot of bad movies when I was in college. I think I even saw it in 3D.

 

[MacKaRant]

Blurb: "Avalanche Sharks tells the story of a bikini contest that turns into a horrifying affair when it is hit by a shark avalanche."

IMDb

Seems like we're in for quite a low-quality game tonight.

 

[LTCPain75]

Sorry, tried to post a gif and failed

 

[EXTRAS]

Still no MakDaddy?

 

[Avs91]

Still no MakDaddy?

Makar isn't playing the reg season out if he so much as sneezes at this point

 

[Pokecheque]

Jaws 3 was like one of the worst movies I ever saw - and I saw a lot of bad movies when I was in college. I think I even saw it in 3D.

Even by drive-in movie schlockfest monster movie levels, this scene is one of the dumbest in cinematic history. It screams "We made this just to utilize 3-D.""



Even when I was a kid I was like "Uh, sharks have cartilage for their skeletons, and even if they did all that would happen is that the shark would mash itself into a pulp on the glass."

Forgot that film had both Dennis Quaid and Lou Gossett, Jr. at the height of their powers.

 

[LOFIN]

Kinda shame for Makar, Norris could slip away with these injuries.

But I doubt he gives a f***, as long as he's ready to compete for another Conn Smythe.

 

[SaltySkywalker]

Low key epic.

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

No Makar or Helm it looks like

 

[Grigowski]

Jaws 3 was like one of the worst movies I ever saw - and I saw a lot of bad movies when I was in college. I think I even saw it in 3D.

You should Watch Jaws 4....and a roaring Shark.....

 

[Pokecheque]

You should Watch Jaws 4....and a roaring Shark.....

When asked about his participation in 'JAWS : The Revenge', Michael Caine famously replied "I have never seen the film, but by all accounts it was terrible. However I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific."

 

[SaltySkywalker]

Hared & Jared:

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

No Makar or Helm it looks like

 

[Azrael89]

No timeline for Makar? That's great news right before the playoffs start.

 

[willy702]

He should call the injuries loadus managementitis.

 

[dahrougem2]

Lol of course Makar has a new injury right before the playoffs.

This team is not getting out of the 1st round because injuries keep piling up. Fully expecting to lose 1-2 more guys tonight. Probably Rantanen and Toews.