I heard he's the worst player of all time. His kids have to help him go to the bathroom. His wife had to hold the pen to sign his contract and he'll need a new seeing-eye dog soon. They didn't even show him houses in the area, just palliative care centres.
I heard he's the worst player of all time. His kids have to help him go to the bathroom. His wife had to hold the pen to sign his contract and he'll need a new seeing-eye dog soon. They didn't even show him houses in the area, just palliative care centres.
I heard he's the worst player of all time.
He's no Tony Twist but he will probably be one of the worst top four defenceman offensively in the league.
I mean it's a given once he's so beat up he has to skate on all fours. I can't imagine playing with my stick in my teeth.
Probably something Roman Hamrlik did.
If Alzner get 20-30 points,
30 points would be a miracle.
30 points would be a miracle.
I heard he's the worst player of all time. His kids have to help him go to the bathroom. His wife had to hold the pen to sign his contract and he'll need a new seeing-eye dog soon. They didn't even show him houses in the area, just palliative care centres.
Has Alzner ever heard of electric jar-openers?
I heard he has hearing disorders too so he might have never heard of them.
I think people are looking at Burns and Karlsson and think getting points in this league is a walk in the park.
There aren't even 60 D's who got 30 points this year.
Expecting 30 points out of Alzner would be like you said a miracle.
If he could hit 20 it would be great.
Probably something Roman Hamrlik did.
Are we going to continue to entertain more untenable comparisons between Alzner and Emelin?
Is 5 years' worth of Alzner and his defensive block shot wizardry really worth the 5 years of investment vs. what would have been an expiring Emelin contract, allowing plenty of time to find a replacement without overpaying on the UFA market?