All Purpose Coronavirus thread - NHL suspends season (March 12, 2020)

[JojoTheWhale]

Good thing I have a lot of trees near where I live.

I have sand. Send help.

 

[Chinatown88]

I have sand. Send help.

You want some palm trees?

 

[Rebels57]

OH HELL NO.....THEY JUST CANCELLED MY BEER LEAGUE HOCKEY SEASON......THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!

Shit I have a game on Sunday and we are playing great right now..didnt even think of this

 

[Starat327]

I have sand. Send help.

Just drop trout and run in the ocean. youve got the best toilet of them all.

 

[Magua]

I have sand. Send help.

 

[Chinatown88]

Just drop trout and run in the ocean. youve got the best toilet of them all.

I think Jojo could build his own bidet.

 

[Amorgus]

Just drop trout and run in the ocean. youve got the best toilet of them all.

Why are you dropping trout?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

They had toilet paper at Shop Rite near me.

 

[Starat327]

I think Jojo could build his own bidet.

I'm fairly certain JoJo can afford to have someone wipe his ass for him, so it's really a non issue in the grand scheme of things. Or is that @Hollywood Couturier

 

[Chinatown88]

I'm fairly certain JoJo can afford to have someone wipe his ass for him, so it's really a non issue in the grand scheme of things. Or is that @Hollywood Couturier

Je crois que les deux.

 

[Tripod]

We went to the grocery store today to put the wife at ease that we had enough "stuff" if we got quarantined for a month(she is a nurse). They had a limit of 2 packs of TP per order.

 

[Starat327]

Je crois que les deux.

i know deux is some form of both... so im guessing both of them have buttwipers on call. Got it.

 

[Danko]

We went to the grocery store today to put the wife at ease that we had enough "stuff" if we got quarantined for a month(she is a nurse). They had a limit of 2 packs of TP per order.

Im going to Acme after work, pray for me.

 

[Curufinwe]

The economics of the toilet paper panic—and why more stockpiling is inevitable - Macleans.ca

 

[Chinatown88]

i know deux is some form of both... so im guessing both of them have buttwipers on call. Got it.

I can see where Striiker got his smarts.

 

[Starat327]

I can see where Striiker got his smarts.

If only he got my other traits as well..

 

[Striiker]

This place needs more prequel memes.

 

[Chinatown88]

We went to the grocery store today to put the wife at ease that we had enough "stuff" if we got quarantined for a month(she is a nurse). They had a limit of 2 packs of TP per order.

Couldn't you have cheated the system by checking out separately?

 

[Striiker]

I can see where Striiker got his smarts.

If only he got my other traits as well..

Starats too dumb to realize that this is an insult because I'm dumb as f***.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I'm fairly certain JoJo can afford to have someone wipe his ass for him, so it's really a non issue in the grand scheme of things. Or is that @Hollywood Couturier

She's currently planning out her glassblowing studio. I'll be Extreme Couponing in a week.

 

[Starat327]

Couldn't you have cheated the system by checking out separately?

Canadians are too nice to cheat systems. Only americans need to bogart TP so that literally no one else can have any, and that they have enough until the end of time

 

[kudymen]

They had toilet paper at Shop Rite near me.

Past tense?

 

[Curufinwe]

Coronavirus: What Canada can expect to happen in the next two weeks - Macleans.ca

Surges have a lot to do with the population, with the medical health infrastructure, how diagnostic testing is going and how it was reported. In Italy, it was probably going on for weeks before diagnostic testing was rolled out—and they realized ‘oh my God!’
So Canada is in better shape because we rolled out diagnostic testing early on?
Yes! And I’m not trying to be a smug Canadian standing on the border looking south, but the United States really dropped the ball. The fact that they weren’t able to scale up their diagnostic testing really meant they were functioning in the dark for weeks. They don’t know what the true burden of the infection is. Diagnostic testing is one of the pillars for surveillance. If you don’t know what you’re dealing with, it’s hard to deal with it. It’s tragic watching that unfold.

 

[Starat327]

She's currently planning out her glassblowing studio. I'll be clipping coupons in a week.

 

[RANKKA]

DUDEEE THIS VIRUS WAS MADE TO STOP FLYERS WINNING