All Purpose Coronavirus thread - NHL suspends season (March 12, 2020)

[Nizzle]

IF we won our boston game we would've ended the season as number one in the metro. **** sake dude. Now we play the pens in the playoffs if it happens. We could've had carolina

I blame the disallowed goal from Caps-Sabres game

 

[Danko]

I plan to build a trench around my house in case any of you bat eaters try and come get my toilet paper.

 

[Curufinwe]

The toilet paper hoarders are so stupid.

 

[Danko]

The toilet paper hoarders are so stupid.

Get it while ya can.

 

[Magua]

Most surprising news: HF is still up and running

Just wait until a Leaf tests positive.

 

[tucson83]

so it's come to this:

it's funny people in the local walmart and lowes in my area are not in these.

 

[Flyotes]

Silver lining: It's just a reminder to install one of those cheap bidet addons to the toilet.

 

[Rebels57]

Get a load of this thread..

New tag

 

[Rebels57]

Get it while ya can.

Or just buy it like normal and then the shelves wont be empty when someone else comes along and needs it. They arent going to stop making it. Most industry will continue right along.

 

[kudymen]

The toilet paper hoarders are so stupid.

I am almost 100 % sure they are just like "I am even not sure if I need it but I read on the internet this thing always sells out first"

 

[Amorgus]

My nephew already had a breakdown when his sister told him we probably wouldn't be able to go on the trip, which started a chain of events getting everyone upset at each other. I don't think he knows that we 100% officially cancelled the trip 9I already cancelled my flight)so this is going to be a MAJOR drama bomb. I'll try to help make it up to him this weekend somehow but it's hard as hell when you shouldn't be going out in public!

Also we're having a meeting early tomorrow morning for contingencies if the County closes our office temporarily.

 

[tucson83]

I am almost 100 % sure they are just like "I am even not sure if I need it but I read on the internet this thing always sold out first"

 

[Curufinwe]

I am almost 100 % sure they are just like "I am even not sure if I need it but I read on the internet this thing always sells out first"

Buy one extra pack of 24 rolls, sure. Don't buy a half dozen of them.

 

[FLYguy3911]

Good thing I have a lot of trees near where I live.

 

[Danko]

Lady at my office just sneezed....Full on panic.

 

[Flyotes]

We may need to wrap Lindblom in bubble wrap.

 

[kudymen]

Get a load of this thread..

New tag

Thread is gone already. But I still feel dirty just reading the OP

 

[tucson83]

Lady at my office just sneezed....Full on panic.

me:

this is the virus?

 

[Starat327]

Lady at my office just sneezed....Full on panic.

You shouldve seen the looks people were getting at the airport if they sneezed or coughed. You'd have thought they were waving aids batons around freely.

 

[Danko]

Just wait til the looting starts

 

[BigToe]

The toilet paper hoarders are so stupid.

People gotta wipe bro.

 

[bennysflyers16]

100 % Sucks
100% the Right Call

Lets hope its only 2-3 weeks

 

[GapToothedWonder]

We may need to wrap Lindblom in bubble wrap.

100% this isolate that dude in a bath of lysol.

Also this is a really fun time to be employed as a airline pilot

 

[BrindamoursNose]

It took a pandemic to stop the Philadelphia Flyers from winning the Stanley Cup

 

[Danko]

OH HELL NO.....THEY JUST CANCELLED MY BEER LEAGUE HOCKEY SEASON......THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!