All Purpose Coronavirus Discussion Part XII: Cute Animal Pictures Only

[Asnito]

@Jack Straw

 

[bennysflyers16]

Monday baby, Manitoba is starting back up !!!

 

[Starat327]

You're one of those snobs that throws a fit if they're not upgraded to first class aren't you.

Not in the least bit. If I needed the luxury of a first class seat, I'd pay for it. And technically, If i fly coast to coast, I'm allowed to expense a first class/business ticket if i want to, but i never do.

Quite the contrary, actually. I've offered up my upgraded seat to military personnel, elderly, and expectant mothers multiple times, most of which landed me in a center seat.

 

[Chinatown88]

Not in the least bit. If I needed the luxury of a first class seat, I'd pay for it. And technically, If i fly coast to coast, I'm allowed to expense a first class/business ticket if i want to, but i never do.

Quite the contrary, actually. I've offered up my upgraded seat to military personnel, elderly, and expectant mothers multiple times, most of which landed me in a center seat.

This is what great PR can do for your presidential campaign. Courtesy of @Captain Dave Poulin .

 

[Asnito]

Not in the least bit. If I needed the luxury of a first class seat, I'd pay for it. And technically, If i fly coast to coast, I'm allowed to expense a first class/business ticket if i want to, but i never do.

Quite the contrary, actually. I've offered up my upgraded seat to military personnel, elderly, and expectant mothers multiple times, most of which landed me in a center seat.

Good for you. That will certainly help with the election.

Buddy of mine knew a guy that would go ballistic if he wasn't upgraded. He flew with him once and was standing in the middle of a crowded airport as the guy was almost in tears because he couldn't get upgraded. He had one of those club memberships and would fly to London for dinner and then fly back just to keep his membership.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[mja]

I just immediately ripped it to shreds as soon as I saw "The White House" at the top.

I'm sorry, but this is so wrongheaded. In these grave times, we must rally around each other to make sacrifices for the common good, otherwise known as the economy. For example, that letter could have easily been re-purposed to help allay the toilet paper shortage in this country.

 

[Asnito]

 

[deadhead]

Seems DeSantis is a Xi fan as well - if you can't fix it, just cover it up:

Florida medical examiners were releasing coronavirus death data. The state made them stop.

 

[Rebels57]

I'm sorry, but this is so wrongheaded. In these grave times, we must rally around each other to make sacrifices for the common good, otherwise known as the economy. For example, that letter could have easily been re-purposed to help allay the toilet paper shortage in this country.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Seems DeSantis is a Xi fan as well - if you can't fix it, just cover it up:

Florida medical examiners were releasing coronavirus death data. The state made them stop.

This kind of wretched manager is the last person who should be running a state like Florida.

 

[Starat327]

Good for you. That will certainly help with the election.

Buddy of mine knew a guy that would go ballistic if he wasn't upgraded. He flew with him once and was standing in the middle of a crowded airport as the guy was almost in tears because he couldn't get upgraded. He had one of those club memberships and would fly to London for dinner and then fly back just to keep his membership.

Being upgraded is a privilege, not a right. If it doesnt happen, it doesnt happen. I'm not naive enough to think i'm the only one on the airplane that spends the most time on an airplane. People like your buddy are terrible people. Not because he flies to London and back -- i made a trip to Seattle a few years back while in LA and immediately flew the same plane back to keep my status. But complaining about not being upgraded is boneheaded to the Nth degree.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Being upgraded is a privilege, not a right. If it doesnt happen, it doesnt happen. I'm not naive enough to think i'm the only one on the airplane that spends the most time on an airplane. People like your buddy are terrible people. Not because he flies to London and back -- i made a trip to Seattle a few years back while in LA and immediately flew the same plane back to keep my status. But complaining about not being upgraded is boneheaded to the Nth degree.

Vote for me and allow me to overthrow the system in favor of a Beefocracy and I promise you it will become a right.

 

[Rebels57]

This kind of wretched manager is the last person who should be running a state like Florida.

He's not just incompetent, he is corrupt. Brutal combination.

 

[Rebels57]

Being upgraded is a privilege, not a right. If it doesnt happen, it doesnt happen. I'm not naive enough to think i'm the only one on the airplane that spends the most time on an airplane. People like your buddy are terrible people. Not because he flies to London and back -- i made a trip to Seattle a few years back while in LA and immediately flew the same plane back to keep my status. But complaining about not being upgraded is boneheaded to the Nth degree.

It was a guy his buddy knew

 

[Asnito]

Being upgraded is a privilege, not a right. If it doesnt happen, it doesnt happen. I'm not naive enough to think i'm the only one on the airplane that spends the most time on an airplane. People like your buddy are terrible people. Not because he flies to London and back -- i made a trip to Seattle a few years back while in LA and immediately flew the same plane back to keep my status. But complaining about not being upgraded is boneheaded to the Nth degree.

It was a friend of a friend. If I was there I would have got medieval on his ass.

 

[Asnito]

Vote for me and allow me to overthrow the system in favor of a Beefocracy and I promise you it will become a right.

I would like a little more information on this "Beefocracy" please.

 

[Starat327]

Vote for me and allow me to overthrow the system in favor of a Beefocracy and I promise you it will become a right.

Wait, I thought you were getting the FDA, not the DOT?

 

[Starat327]

It was a friend of a friend. If I was there I would have got medieval on his ass.

I definitely misread that.

 

[deadhead]

I would like a little more information on this "Beefocracy" please.

Whereas Communism is the dictatorship of the proletariat, Beefocracy is the dictatorship of the cattle.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I would like a little more information on this "Beefocracy" please.

It's me running my ideal society. Which is a society everyone will love.

For example, people who treat service industry workers badly will be strapped to a pole and targeted by a dozen pitching machines until they are re-educated.

That's just a taste of the wonders I will bring.

 

[Asnito]

I definitely misread that.

I used to play cards with a group of guys and he was one of them. The dude was a strange cat.

Wouldn't eat sandwiches, hot dogs or hamburgers because the idea of meat between bread didn't appeal to him. As far as I know he's eaten exactly one hamburger in his life and that was because he was visiting the inlaws and he got trapped.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Whereas Communism is the dictatorship of the proletariat, Beefocracy is the dictatorship of the cattle.

And just as "Communist" states were actually meat grinders for the proletariat, the Beefocracy will also be a literal meat grinder for cattle. All citizens and residents will have daily burger rations.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

 

[kudymen]

Random cow heard about beefocracy and burger rations