Update re: floorball play-offs (we're at quarterfinal stage, best of 5, facing our arch-rivals). We won in overtime 5:4, comeback from 2:4 @ 50min mark. This will be exciting series for neutral fans, to say the least, and absolute nerve-wreck for teams involved. I feel for the refs that had to handle what happened on the field today, because female play-off games is a HungerGame-esque controlled brutal chaos, whose extent can only be understood by witnessing it live. Basically, if you send someone in the boards or slash someone's ankles, there's not a target on your back, just a ticking timer till you find yourself teeth dangerously close the ground yourself. But not in a open, braw-like way, no no no, we - women - have a particular skill to do it so covertly that it won't even get a whistle, just a confusion split second after, as in - how did she went from having possession to face in the wall so quick? Right away? No, boring. It will happen in the perfect moment, maybe 3 minutes, maybe 10 minutes later (why? see above - most covert way possible).
Edit: we also have a skill of being just-on-the-line aggressive, meaning, nothing that is done warrants a penalty, but everyone after the final whistle can play a game of ''how many bruises I have? open cuts count as two''
Aaaaaaaaaaanyway, GOD, I need a beer now.