OT: 94th Obsequious Banter Thread: Where Ryan Ellis Performs Nightly

[CanadianFlyer88]

Someone just beeped at me while I was going 9MPH behind two other cars while driving in the lanes right in front of the shopping center’s store where there’s crosswalks every ten feet.

Maybe it's because you're looking at your phone while driving.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Maybe it's because you're looking at your phone while driving.

Nope. I’m now sitting in curbside pick up for the Official Fast Food of the Las Vegas Desert Ducks, Chick-Fil-A.

 

[Lord Defect]

Nope. I’m now sitting in curbside pick up for the Official Fast Food of the Las Vegas Desert Ducks, Chick-Fil-A.

Beep.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

This is what some here want to do with the stone king

Need. Not want.

 

[ajgoal]

Nope. I’m now sitting in curbside pick up for the Official Fast Food of the Las Vegas Desert Ducks, Chick-Fil-A.

Oh, sorry about the beeping.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Someone just beeped at me while I was going 9MPH behind two other cars while driving in the lanes right in front of the shopping center’s store where there’s crosswalks every ten feet.

I will literally cut their heads off.

 

[Magua]

This is what some here want to do with the stone king

I’m kind of worried for your past, present, and future partners that you think “seduction” is twerking and sharks cyclone f***ing.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I’m kind of worried for your past, present, and future partners that you think “seduction” is twerking and sharks cyclone f***ing.

I'm thinking everyone here who voted for seduction needs to give their signature seductive move so we can weave together romance. If seduction wins.

 

[Magua]

I'm thinking everyone here who voted for seduction needs to give their signature seductive move so we can weave together romance. If seduction wins.

I have a song and dance number prepared that will absolutely slay. Metaphorically.

 

[BigToe]

I have a song and dance number prepared that will absolutely slay. Metaphorically.

A dance number that includes twerking

 

[Magua]

A dance number that includes twerking

I’m beginning to think you have a twerking fetish.

 

[Jack Straw]

 

[BernieParent]

I have a song and dance number prepared that will absolutely slay. Metaphorically.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

"When 16 of 34 respondents turned out to be omnisexual statue-humping twerk merchants, we knew there was no going back."

 

[Flybynite]

"When 16 of 34 respondents turned out to be omnisexual statue-humping twerk merchants, we knew there was no going back."

 

[Jack Straw]

I confess that I didn't know what "twerking" was. So I googled. Now I know.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I confess that I didn't know what "twerking" was. So I googled. Now I know.

It's some stupid animal shit straight out of Marlon Perkins. It's "presenting" on page one of your Biology textbook. It's f***ed.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You think Verizon knows how irritating these Kate McKinnon commercials are? They must know, right?

 

[Lord Defect]

You think Verizon knows how irritating these Kate McKinnon commercials are? They must know, right?

She’s is wholly unfunny. Her awkward but outward persona is annoying as hell.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

I'm thinking everyone here who voted for seduction needs to give their signature seductive move so we can weave together romance. If seduction wins.

 

[Jack Straw]

You think Verizon knows how irritating these Kate McKinnon commercials are? They must know, right?

I like those commercials.

 

[DancingPanther]

18-16 now? Guess I'll put away the hat

 

[DancingPanther]

@JojoTheWhale voted seduce. This is not a drill

 

[BritainStix]

Side note. Has anyone here have Covid?

I'm double vaccinated and have a raging flu right now. How long does this shit last?

 

[BiggE]