OT: 62nd Obsequious Banter Thread: Reverse Michal Handzus

[kudymen]

That website is not from this millennium

 

[Amorgus]

Amorgus trying to open the Hellmouth.

Well how else do you find Slayers to bang?

 

[HokieDude17]

I’m glad we were pretty much all able to agree that dogs are the best thing ever yesterday, so I want to piggyback on that to say that stupid ****ing ******* spiders are the worst little ****ing ***** to ever exist.

In completely unrelated news, I walked through a giant invisible web today and I’m thinking of starting up a spider genocide type event.

Poison ivy is currently the scourge of my life. Worth it I guess to make my backyard look nicer, but seriously f*** this stuff.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I just went out to the barn to say goodnight to the cats and two of them were outside sprawled in the grass, which isn't unusual. But I opened the barn door because I was going to give them some snacks, and I was hoping the third one was sitting in there, but when I opened the door, a raccoon was sitting there instead. He looked at me and I asked him nicely to leave, so he crawled under the barn door and scampered away into the field.

Raccoons are just ****ing cool, that's all there is to it.

 

[Flyerfan13]

I just went out to the barn to say goodnight to the cats and two of them were outside sprawled in the grass, which isn't unusual. But I opened the barn door because I was going to give them some snacks, and I was hoping the third one was sitting in there, but when I opened the door, a raccoon was sitting there instead. He looked at me and I asked him nicely to leave, so he crawled under the barn door and scampered away into the field.

Raccoons are just ****ing cool, that's all there is to it.

1 of my friends has 1 for a pet he named it notch he had to get a wildlife permit to have it.

 

[Magua]

Well how else do you find Slayers to bang?

 

[Ruck Over]

For a few folks, this oughta be safe for work pr0n

 

[BernieParent]

Poison ivy is currently the scourge of my life. Worth it I guess to make my backyard look nicer, but seriously **** this stuff.

I am so with you on this! I seem to have develop quite the susceptibility to this blight over the countless times I have caught it. I've been on oral cortisone for the worst of it. I don't even know how I got just a spot or two on one foot, and am absolutely paranoid about every little itch. I've taken over the past few years to bleaching my skin, preferably after opening it up with an emery board or other abrasive.

 

[kudymen]

4 minutes?!

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[Cody Webster]

Some more great tennis happening right now between Joker and Nadal

 

[YamCork]

I don't think sport gets much better than the Nadal & Djokovic matchup, amazing athletes.

 

[Magua]

4 minutes?!

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If ever I saw a visual metaphor for this forum....

 

[Rebels57]

Saw Incredibles 2 and Jurassic World 2 in the last week. Enjoyed both!

Finished The Last of Us last week. Now one of my favorite games ever. Gonna start Horizon Zero Dawn next

 

[Striiker]

I continued with The Office and it’s definitely improved, as you guys said it would. On season 3 now.

Only issue is the cringe is sometimes too much... but the good parts of the show have balanced it out.

 

[Jray42]

I continued with The Office and it’s definitely improved, as you guys said it would. On season 3 now.

Only issue is the cringe is sometimes too much... but the good parts of the show have balanced it out.

I'm about 6 episodes in myself, I think it's ok so far. Nothing amazing, but it's fine.

I've seen a random episode or two over the years but this is the first time I'm sitting down to watch it in order.

 

[HokieDude17]

Just started watching Brockmire today, very funny show so far.

 

[sabremike]

My family couldn't afford hoops and all the good sticks were used to beat us for transgressions against the Almighty.

That reminds me of when my mom went to smack me with a wooden spoon when I was like 8 but missed and cracked it in half. I fled to my grandparents house until she calmed down.

 

[sabremike]

Yes...yes he was and if I remember correctly, he managed to play for almost every team I've ever hated.
Pretty sure he played for Edmonton, Buffalo, NYI, Pens and Boston....yeah, not my favorite player ever

But he never played for the Devils . That makes me sad.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Just started watching Brockmire today, very funny show so far.

Great f***ing show. I'm anxiously awaiting for season 2 to show up on Hulu.

 

[gertbfrobe16]

I am so with you on this! I seem to have develop quite the susceptibility to this blight over the countless times I have caught it. I've been on oral cortisone for the worst of it. I don't even know how I got just a spot or two on one foot, and am absolutely paranoid about every little itch. I've taken over the past few years to bleaching my skin, preferably after opening it up with an emery board or other abrasive.

rubbing alcohol relieves the itching and dries it out.

 

[Flyotes]

Going to see Ant Man and the White Anglo-Saxon Protestant.

Odd name for a film, but I trust Marvel.

 

[Hakroach]

Going to see Ant Man and the White Anglo-Saxon Protestant.

Odd name for a film, but I trust Marvel.

I though it was Ant Man and We Are Satan's People...

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

I though it was Ant Man and We Are Satan's People...

I remember when I was in HS and heard that from the evangelical christian base. they names for other bands back then. Made me laugh every time I heard them.

 

[Lindberg]

Just got back from visiting Banff and Jasper mostly (with driving to Vancouver) and flying out of Seattle. Amazing country northern lads!

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

But he never played for the Devils . That makes me sad.

I always wanted him to sign a one day contract with New Jersey and then retire so that all headlines could read "Satan retires as Devil."

A monumental opportunity lost there.