OT: 62nd Obsequious Banter Thread: Reverse Michal Handzus

[WestrnPhlyr]

I’m glad we we’re pretty much all able to agree that dogs are the best thing ever yesterday, so I want to piggyback on that to say that stupid ****ing ******* spiders are the worst little ****ing ***** to ever exist.

In completely unrelated news, I walked through a giant invisible web today and I’m thinking of starting up a spider genocide type event.

Eight legged spawns of Satan as far as I'm concerned.

And that is Satan, as in the devil, not former RW Miroslav Satan.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Eight legged spawns of Satan as far as I'm concerned.

And that is Satan, as in the devil, not former RW Miroslav Satan.

He was a dick head also. I think that space should confuse the curse filter enough to make it through.

 

[WestrnPhlyr]

He was a dick head also. I think that space should confuse the curse filter enough to make it through.

Yes...yes he was and if I remember correctly, he managed to play for almost every team I've ever hated.
Pretty sure he played for Edmonton, Buffalo, NYI, Pens and Boston....yeah, not my favorite player ever

 

[Tripod]

Totally off topic, but recently I bought one of those lightweight garden hoses that expand when you use them. What a fantastic use of money! They take up so much less space when not in use and are SOOOO much lighter to carry. The wife loves it! I recommend it to anyone that is debating between that and the conventional garden hose.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Totally off topic, but recently I bought one of those lightweight garden hoses that expand when you use them. What a fantastic use of money! They take up so much less space when not in use and are SOOOO much lighter to carry. The wife loves it! I recommend it to anyone that is debating between that and the conventional garden hose.

I got one last year and totally agree. It's also pretty funny watching it go from flaccid to rock hard in a matter of seconds

 

[Tripod]

I got one last year and totally agree. It's also pretty funny watching it go from flaccid to rock hard in a matter of seconds

That's what she said!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I got one last year and totally agree. It's also pretty funny watching it go from flaccid to rock hard in a matter of seconds

"Captain Dave Poulin: The Teenage Years"

 

[Tripod]

"Captain Dave Poulin: The Teenage Years"

"Striiker: The Upcoming Years"

 

[Striiker]

 

[Flyerfan13]

Just remember if they didn't like u they wouldn't bother poking fun at u they would just "ignore" button u

 

[kudymen]

 

[Striiker]

Just remember if they didn't like u they wouldn't bother poking fun at u they would just "ignore" button u

Don't worry, I already told my guidance councilor I was being bullied and she's going to talk to their Moms.

We'll see who's laughing when they have their hoop and sticks (that's what you guys played with as kids, right?) taken away.

 

[Ruck Over]

Just remember if they didn't like u they wouldn't bother poking fun at u they would just "ignore" button u

I concur, the ignore button is a useful feature.

 

[Cody Webster]

Great Wimbledon semi-final match going on right now

 

[WestrnPhlyr]

Don't worry, I already told my guidance councilor I was being bullied and she's going to talk to their Moms.

We'll see who's laughing when they have their hoop and sticks (that's what you guys played with as kids, right?) taken away.

Was that an age joke?
Why I have half-a-mind to get on my penny farthing and come tell your mother you don't respect your elders!

A penny farthing for those that didn't recognize the term

 

[BernieParent]

Don't worry, I already told my guidance councilor I was being bullied and she's going to talk to their Moms.

We'll see who's laughing when they have their hoop and sticks (that's what you guys played with as kids, right?) taken away.

BUT I JUST GOT A NEW HOOP!! Ol' man Cooper sold it to me for a ha'penny!

 

[Amorgus]

My family couldn't afford hoops and all the good sticks were used to beat us for transgressions against the Almighty.

 

[FLYguy3911]

Great Wimbledon semi-final match going on right now

I've just gone over and over again all the things I've done since the match started.

 

[Cody Webster]

I've just gone over and over again all the things I've done since the match started.

Woke up, ate breakfast, lunch, dinner, played a round of golf, and went to bed I imagine haha.

Insane that there have been no breaks in this 5th set

 

[kudymen]

Seems like Isner finished his 2010 1st round match with Mahut and started a 2nd round heh

 

[WestrnPhlyr]

My family couldn't afford hoops and all the good sticks were used to beat us for transgressions against the Almighty.

Ah yes...the good ole "Go pick your switch" days

 

[BernieParent]

My family couldn't afford hoops and all the good sticks were used to beat us for transgressions against the Almighty.

That's good to hear. Spare the rod and all that good Old Testament stuff.

 

[Amorgus]

Ah yes...the good ole "Go pick your switch" days

Also known as the "Adrian Peterson" days.

 

[Amorgus]

Skipping out of work in a few to accompany my mom and cousin on a little ghost hunt in a creepy old asylum.

Rolling Hills Asylum

 

[Flyotes]

Amorgus trying to open the Hellmouth.