Oh boy. I just noticed that there's a "Gostisbehere Embellishment" thread on the mainboards, can only imagine what's being posted in there.
Let's just save time and cover all main board hot taeks of the Flyers:
-Patrick is a bust
-Ghost is a PP specialist, rookie year was a fluke.
-Giroux and Jake are over the hill and no one wants them
-Provorov can't hold Werenski and Slavin's jock straps
-Gudas is a worthless goon, should be banned from the league
-Fans are neanderthals (#SnowballsAtSanta- never mind the fact that this was the Eagles)
-Whole team is a goon squad because they were mean forty-five years ago
-#LosersSince75
-Goalie graveyard (okay, maybe not entirely untrue)
-Couturier is a fluke, he'll be a 3C again next year
There's probably more but I feel like this is a decent enough outline.