Fabiobest
Italian Florida Man
Wait...is that Cernak leg?Cernak's body looking like this sadly isn't something you would put on an injury list. But I would bet a drink of your choice that's gotta be close
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Injury Report: 2021-22 Injuries: Bellemare, Cirelli, Hagel, Kucherov, McDonagh, Paul, Perry, Point
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Stammertime91
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It's his arm
3rd leg.
Fabiobest
Italian Florida Man
ahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
Okok got it: it was a stupid question. xD
DaBolts
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Jesus.Cernak's body looking like this sadly isn't something you would put on an injury list. But I would bet a drink of your choice that's gotta be close
Stammertime91
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That ain't Paul
Coopers Gum
Extend Andrej Sustr
Jesus Christ. Remember what @Machinehead said? We release our list of injuries, like every single other team in the league: “tampa is making excuses for why they lost!!”
Brother.
Brother.
It's "get mad at the Lightning for doing something literally every team does" season.
The Gongshow
Fire JBB
Machinehead
GoAwayTrouba
It's always something. I support New York teams and Liverpool. They're the biggest f***ing targets in sports.
You've committed the only sin worse. You support a winner.
These Are The Days
Oh no! We suck again!!
Stammertime91
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It's probably worse, really. Or was at times. I've worked some pretty physical jobs and there've been times when both of my legs have been significantly worse than that picture, if only because the bruises went hip to ankle. I feel like Cernak's entire body looks like a dark storm cloud.
These Are The Days
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I wouldn't doubt it. I had to purposely restrain myself to not choose something more gruesome because not everyone wants to see that and even then I'm embedding the photo like "The boys in the Lightning locker room would see that, take a drag off their cigarette, laugh and say 'oh man that's a good one' like something this brutal was normal for them. If a guy like Maroon had a bruise like that on his groin he'd probably just as soon pull his pants down like it was a measuring contest and laugh about it"
I bet head trainer Tom Mulligan sees this just before he closes his eyes to go sleep
Stammertime91
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Killorn: "Julien, I was injured too."
JBB: ""Oh really Alex, was it in the report? What's up?"
Killorn: "yeah it should be, I had a fracture in my left hand, it really hurts"
JBB: "Oh this is news to me. I can see why you were struggling. Do you have an xray?"
Killorn: "yeah it's right here for you"
*pulls out drawing*
JBB: "Alex, this is a drawing of a stick figure with a broken hand..."
Killorn: "please don't trade me"
JBB: "it's too late"
Killorn: "where? No... please not Ar-"
JBB: "Arizona, Alex. Arizona. Good luck."
JBB: ""Oh really Alex, was it in the report? What's up?"
Killorn: "yeah it should be, I had a fracture in my left hand, it really hurts"
JBB: "Oh this is news to me. I can see why you were struggling. Do you have an xray?"
Killorn: "yeah it's right here for you"
*pulls out drawing*
JBB: "Alex, this is a drawing of a stick figure with a broken hand..."
Killorn: "please don't trade me"
JBB: "it's too late"
Killorn: "where? No... please not Ar-"
JBB: "Arizona, Alex. Arizona. Good luck."
JTBF81
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Hehe. Only thing that doesn't work though is the Arizona part. I'm sure Killorn has them on his 15 team no trade list.
Stammertime91
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Come on lieutenant literal. At ease.
JTBF81
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Lol, I agree with your sentiment completely though. It's time to get value for Killorn to help keep Palat, Paul and hopefully Rutta.
DarrylshutzSydor
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Thats a destination i would choose, same pay, no pressure, low taxes....and you get to beat up on the san jose sharks 4-6 times a year!
RussianGuyovich
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i think it's interesting that McD got his hand mangled in the ECF since he couldn't make a pass in round 1 either.
BoltzManConstant
Registered User
Well, it's good to learn exactly what it was that Toews did to Kucherov, sprained MCL.
To me, that was the straw that broke the camel's back on this season. Kuch definitely didn't look right in the 3 games after that crosscheck, had only 1 point -- and we lost two of them by 1 goal (one in OT).
I normally don't like to complain about injuries or penalties, because shit happens, bad luck happens and everyone has to deal with it.
But that one looked like such clear intent to injure, the way Toews rode him down to the ice, it really sticks in my craw that they were rewarded for it.
To me, that was the straw that broke the camel's back on this season. Kuch definitely didn't look right in the 3 games after that crosscheck, had only 1 point -- and we lost two of them by 1 goal (one in OT).
I normally don't like to complain about injuries or penalties, because shit happens, bad luck happens and everyone has to deal with it.
But that one looked like such clear intent to injure, the way Toews rode him down to the ice, it really sticks in my craw that they were rewarded for it.
These Are The Days
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@Felonious Python quickly mate, how much money are all these injured guys worth? We could get hella LTIR with this and make $18 million over the cap look like nothing
Felonious Python
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I gave Paul a $3m contract, but with him and Seabrook, we'd have $43,925,000 in LTIR, or 53.2% of the cap.
at his current contract, $1.35m, it'd be $42,275,000, but for next year, it'd be in the $44m ballpark.
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Vasilevskiy
The cat will be back
It's incredible what's going on in the main boards. You would think Avs fans don't have a reason to be sore winners since literally everyone has said they are an amazing team. Yet here we go.
I'm not surprised at all shit from habs fans. Worst fanbase in the boards and after a year hiding under the rocks here they come
