I'd take you on in my MazdaSpeed 6 that I've tweaked but it's getting old, I'M getting old, and I'm a bad driver
When I first got the car our senior partner was a big car guy but tended to drive big engined heavy luxury cars like E class Mercedes or maybe 7 series BMW or one of those beautiful but flawed Jaguar convertibles. He used to chirp at me about the WRX and eventually I said I’d race him and he can pick any car he wants but I get to pick the course. I forget what the stakes were but I probably suggested something big because I was annoyed. He never took me up on the challenge.
Despite my having driven a number of performance cars I always had a concern I’d wreck the car. I would test every car wish high speed interstate jaunt with my oldest son and once got onto a contactor dirt road with the WRX. That was insane. My wife who has no conscience about flogging a car within an inch of its life would be a better racer than me.
PS - BPA in each round even if that means a goalie