2018 off-season thread

[hatcher]

I might as well chime in.

"Hey Giroux"
"Love Me Giroux"

Dont be getting weird on me mango LOL

 

[kudymen]

I'm a Loser- don't even have to change the title of this one.

Hey, this one too!

"Mailman, Bring Me No More Blues"

There are several ones like this, RE: Ghost, Konecny and Sanheim getting benched

I Should Have Known Better and Can't Buy Me Love from A Hard Day's Night

and obligatory Love Me Beet

 

[Strawberry Fields]

You've Got to Hide Your Skill Away
Nowhere Mandog
Pinch for Your Life
Here Comes the Shell
If I Fell Behind by Two
You Can't Do That, Travis
No change necessary again: Paperback Writer, for our very own deady

 

[JojoTheWhale]

There are several ones like this, RE: Ghost, Konecny and Sanheim getting benched

I Should Have Known Better and Can't Buy Me Love from A Hard Day's Night

and obligatory Love Me Beet

I was trying to think of something specifically for Lehtera since he's not taking nearly enough of a beating. Got very lucky given that he has no personality.

 

[kudymen]

I was trying to think of something specifically for Lehtera since he's not taking nearly enough of a beating. Got very lucky given that he has no personality.

I got something for Jori, it is from the album Please Please Me and it is called Misery

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

“All You Need is Lehtera”
“It Won’t Be Long Until Hakstol is Fired”
“When I’m Sixty Four Perhaps the Flyers Will Have Won a Cup By Then”
“Nowhere Man” actual song that needs no changes for Hakstol.

 

[BernieTheGreat1]

“Twist and Shell”

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I was trying to think of something specifically for Lehtera since he's not taking nearly enough of a beating. Got very lucky given that he has no personality.

"Yes, Torgo"

"Yes, Torgo
That end of the ice seems so far away
And I doubt you'll get there by the end of the day
Oh, I believe you're here to stay

"Why can I not go? I don't know ... "

 

[wankstifier]

"I am the Russian"

"Lucic in the Sky with Simmonds"

 

[Magua]

I was trying to think of something specifically for Lehtera since he's not taking nearly enough of a beating. Got very lucky given that he has no personality.

"All Finns Must Pass"

"Jori, You're a Rich 13th Man"

"Can't Buy Me Legs"

"Torgo to Ride"

 

[BernieParent]

Oh, blah D! Oh, blah draw! Hak Goes On ...

 

[CS]

24 hours until the draft and the wheels have officially come off. A little later than usual honestly.

 

[kudymen]

TOI (That's What I want)

I'm Happy Just to Stand on the Bench

Act Heavilly

 

[BernieTheGreat1]

On the play, our guy was tripped,
But ol’ Hak, he bit his lip (he bit his lip!)
So we went, on the kill,
As ol Hak, just stared at will

We’re all coached by a yellow beet dweeb, a yellow beet dweeb, a yellow beet dweeb

 

[The Madrigal]

montreal, carolina, minnesota, and philly are all in on ror per mcguire.

 

[Magua]

On the play, our guy was tripped,
But ol’ Hak, he bit his lip (he bit his lip!)
So we went, on the kill,
As ol Hak, just stared at will

We’re all coached by a yellow beet dweeb, a yellow beet dweeb, a yellow beet dweeb

I sang this in my head to "Dear Prudence" -- not sure if that's it but it worked.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I got something for Jori, it is from the album Please Please Me and it is called Misery

Hey, this one too!

"Mailman, Bring Me No More Blues"

I have been advised that my brain is mush and I need to stop posting and go to sleep since I can't even get a simple point across. The above was for Lehtera (and also the actual name of the song). Goodnight, friends. Enjoy the lunacy.

 

[BernieTheGreat1]

Yellow submarine but that works too

 

[The Madrigal]

wow

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

 

[BernieTheGreat1]

24 hours until the draft and the wheels have officially come off. A little later than usual honestly.

I only post when s*** goes downhill

This is the first time I’ve posted since Nolan Patrick’s boil problem

 

[achdumeingute]

montreal, carolina, minnesota, and philly are all in on ror per mcguire.

music to my ears, depending on price. IMO solves a lot of issues and creates a tough lineup to match against.

 

[Lord Defect]

“We all need a Stanley Cup Ring”

 

[The Madrigal]

music to my ears, depending on price. IMO solves a lot of issues and creates a tough lineup to match against.

couldnt agree more

 

[Striiker]

24 hours until the draft and the wheels have officially come off. A little later than usual honestly.

The wheels were never on.