I was asked to try a parody of a rap song. This one came to me for some reason, so hopefully it will do.
*Language Warning*
OG Bison
Nickname no gimmicks
Two Art Ross players on our side
On Oilers side, On Oilers Side
Two Art Ross players are on our side
On Oilers side, On Oilers Side
Guess who's back, back again?
Keith is back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
Oilers created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Matthews no more
They want Connor, or Draisaitl
Well if you want Oilers, this is what I’ll give ya
A little bit of @snipes weed mixed with @5 Mins 4 Ftg liquor
@tardigrade81 A&W that’ll stop my heart quicker
Than Smith when he whiffs and gifts the puck down the middle
To a Kings player who is anticipating
And knocks it down, shoots then keeps on skating
Then scores making Game 1 so f***ing deflating (hey)
We waited all Season long, now debating
’Cause losses suck, bad luck and so frustrating
I know that you got a job, Mr. Smitty
But your puck handling problem's complicating
Would HC Woody just let things be, or feel free to go with Koski
Try to beat them down with Archie
Then Game 2 saw Josh and Smitty
So start slow, Smith slips, Nurse with save clips
f*** this, Boys got a grip and gathered their wits
2nd they’re ready, Three Goals, playing real heavy
Three more in the 3rd, f*** you young Pepe’
Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny
Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny
Young hellions, going into Los Angeles
Fired up, looking to kick them square in the pelvis
They plan to make the Kings feel helpless
’Til some Kings troll comes into our Thread and yells “Bitch!”
Coach visionary, his vision is scary
Jay starts a revolution, unleashing our best play, so well
So just let me revel and bask
In the fact that he’s got everyone cooking with gas
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For Sportsnet to see so much Oiler Ass, on Leafs TV
Well they’re back, nana-na nana-na kshh
Fix your bent antenna, tune it in and then we’re gonna enter in
Up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention Spring thru to next Winter
We’re interesting, the best thing since Lightning
Infesting in Bettman’s ears daily and nightly
"Testing attention please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions McD
Oilers offence, will soon bury thee
A nuisance, who’s sent, to win Game 3
Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny
Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny
A-tiskit a-taskit
We’ll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit, that shit
Kings trolls suck our d*ck, our arse you can lick
Worse than them little Main Board sick bastards
And you’ll see, our Boys stomping your Team
Your clutching and grabbing style, how f***ing boring
So bring Game 3, your young & old, let’s go, bend over
We’ll beat your asses in Crypto
Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been here, suspenseful with an iPencil
Ever since your folks decided to be vengeful
But sometimes this shit just seems
Every Media only wants to discuss Leafs
Or else they want to praise the Kings
But then I see it‘s just routine (yeah)
Though our Boys aren’t afraid of controversy
They try to play the Game pretty cleanly
And for each other so unselfishly
And now we’re getting our Boys healthy (hey)
Trust in Woody he knows what works
So many more Main Board doubters emerge
But no matter, we have the best in our GDT’s
Who believe we can win Game #3
Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny
Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny
Kings
Lineups based on Game #2. I’ll update once information is available
Evander Kane -- Connor McDavid -- Jesse Puljujarvi
Zach Hyman-- Leon Draisaitl --Kailer Yamamoto
Josh Archibald -- Ryan Nugent-Hopkins -- Derek Ryan
Warren Foegele-- Ryan McLeod -- Zack Kassian
Darnell Nurse -- Cody Ceci
Duncan Keith -- Evan Bouchard
Brett Kulak -- Tyson Barrie
Mike Smith
Mikko Koskinen
Scratched: Devin Shore, Derick Brassard
Injured: Kyle Turris (upper body),
Kings Projected Line up
Andreas Athanasiou -- Anze Kopitar -- Adrian Kempe
Trevor Moore -- Phillip Danault --Alex Iafallo
Carl Grundstrom-- Blake Lizotte -- Dustin Brown
Brendan Lemieux-- Rasmus Kupari-- Arthur Kaliyev
Alexander Edler -- Matt Roy
Mikey Anderson -- Sean Durzi
Olli Maatta -- Jordan Spence
Jonathan Quick
Cal Petersen
Scratched: Tobias Bjornfot, Gabriel Vilardi, Lias Andersson, Troy Stecher, Austin Strand,Quinton Byfield, Viktor Arvidsson
And some Memes & GIFs for good luck and health as is my custom
*Language Warning*
OG Bison
Nickname no gimmicks
Two Art Ross players on our side
On Oilers side, On Oilers Side
Two Art Ross players are on our side
On Oilers side, On Oilers Side
Guess who's back, back again?
Keith is back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
Oilers created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Matthews no more
They want Connor, or Draisaitl
Well if you want Oilers, this is what I’ll give ya
A little bit of @snipes weed mixed with @5 Mins 4 Ftg liquor
@tardigrade81 A&W that’ll stop my heart quicker
Than Smith when he whiffs and gifts the puck down the middle
To a Kings player who is anticipating
And knocks it down, shoots then keeps on skating
Then scores making Game 1 so f***ing deflating (hey)
We waited all Season long, now debating
’Cause losses suck, bad luck and so frustrating
I know that you got a job, Mr. Smitty
But your puck handling problem's complicating
Would HC Woody just let things be, or feel free to go with Koski
Try to beat them down with Archie
Then Game 2 saw Josh and Smitty
So start slow, Smith slips, Nurse with save clips
f*** this, Boys got a grip and gathered their wits
2nd they’re ready, Three Goals, playing real heavy
Three more in the 3rd, f*** you young Pepe’
Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny
Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny
Young hellions, going into Los Angeles
Fired up, looking to kick them square in the pelvis
They plan to make the Kings feel helpless
’Til some Kings troll comes into our Thread and yells “Bitch!”
Coach visionary, his vision is scary
Jay starts a revolution, unleashing our best play, so well
So just let me revel and bask
In the fact that he’s got everyone cooking with gas
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For Sportsnet to see so much Oiler Ass, on Leafs TV
Well they’re back, nana-na nana-na kshh
Fix your bent antenna, tune it in and then we’re gonna enter in
Up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention Spring thru to next Winter
We’re interesting, the best thing since Lightning
Infesting in Bettman’s ears daily and nightly
"Testing attention please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions McD
Oilers offence, will soon bury thee
A nuisance, who’s sent, to win Game 3
Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny
Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny
A-tiskit a-taskit
We’ll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit, that shit
Kings trolls suck our d*ck, our arse you can lick
Worse than them little Main Board sick bastards
And you’ll see, our Boys stomping your Team
Your clutching and grabbing style, how f***ing boring
So bring Game 3, your young & old, let’s go, bend over
We’ll beat your asses in Crypto
Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been here, suspenseful with an iPencil
Ever since your folks decided to be vengeful
But sometimes this shit just seems
Every Media only wants to discuss Leafs
Or else they want to praise the Kings
But then I see it‘s just routine (yeah)
Though our Boys aren’t afraid of controversy
They try to play the Game pretty cleanly
And for each other so unselfishly
And now we’re getting our Boys healthy (hey)
Trust in Woody he knows what works
So many more Main Board doubters emerge
But no matter, we have the best in our GDT’s
Who believe we can win Game #3
Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny
Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny
Kings
Lineups based on Game #2. I’ll update once information is available
Evander Kane -- Connor McDavid -- Jesse Puljujarvi
Zach Hyman-- Leon Draisaitl --Kailer Yamamoto
Josh Archibald -- Ryan Nugent-Hopkins -- Derek Ryan
Warren Foegele-- Ryan McLeod -- Zack Kassian
Darnell Nurse -- Cody Ceci
Duncan Keith -- Evan Bouchard
Brett Kulak -- Tyson Barrie
Mike Smith
Mikko Koskinen
Scratched: Devin Shore, Derick Brassard
Injured: Kyle Turris (upper body),
Kings Projected Line up
Andreas Athanasiou -- Anze Kopitar -- Adrian Kempe
Trevor Moore -- Phillip Danault --Alex Iafallo
Carl Grundstrom-- Blake Lizotte -- Dustin Brown
Brendan Lemieux-- Rasmus Kupari-- Arthur Kaliyev
Alexander Edler -- Matt Roy
Mikey Anderson -- Sean Durzi
Olli Maatta -- Jordan Spence
Jonathan Quick
Cal Petersen
Scratched: Tobias Bjornfot, Gabriel Vilardi, Lias Andersson, Troy Stecher, Austin Strand,Quinton Byfield, Viktor Arvidsson
And some Memes & GIFs for good luck and health as is my custom
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