GDT: WCQF Game #3 Oilers in LA @8pm MT |

[Ginger Papa]

I was asked to try a parody of a rap song. This one came to me for some reason, so hopefully it will do.

*Language Warning*


OG Bison
Nickname no gimmicks
Two Art Ross players on our side
On Oilers side, On Oilers Side

Two Art Ross players are on our side
On Oilers side, On Oilers Side

Guess who's back, back again?
Keith is back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?

Oilers created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Matthews no more
They want Connor, or Draisaitl
Well if you want Oilers, this is what I’ll give ya
A little bit of @snipes weed mixed with @5 Mins 4 Ftg liquor
@tardigrade81 A&W that’ll stop my heart quicker
Than Smith when he whiffs and gifts the puck down the middle

To a Kings player who is anticipating
And knocks it down, shoots then keeps on skating
Then scores making Game 1 so f***ing deflating (hey)
We waited all Season long, now debating
’Cause losses suck, bad luck and so frustrating
I know that you got a job, Mr. Smitty
But your puck handling problem's complicating


Would HC Woody just let things be, or feel free to go with Koski
Try to beat them down with Archie
Then Game 2 saw Josh and Smitty

So start slow, Smith slips, Nurse with save clips
f*** this, Boys got a grip and gathered their wits

2nd they’re ready, Three Goals, playing real heavy
Three more in the 3rd, f*** you young Pepe’


Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny

Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny


Young hellions, going into Los Angeles
Fired up, looking to kick them square in the pelvis
They plan to make the Kings feel helpless
’Til some Kings troll comes into our Thread and yells “Bitch!”

Coach visionary, his vision is scary
Jay starts a revolution, unleashing our best play, so well
So just let me revel and bask
In the fact that he’s got everyone cooking with gas

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For Sportsnet to see so much Oiler Ass, on Leafs TV

Well they’re back, nana-na nana-na kshh
Fix your bent antenna, tune it in and then we’re gonna enter in
Up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention Spring thru to next Winter

We’re interesting, the best thing since Lightning
Infesting in Bettman’s ears daily and nightly
"Testing attention please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions McD
Oilers offence, will soon bury thee
A nuisance, who’s sent, to win Game 3


Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny

Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny

A-tiskit a-taskit
We’ll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit, that shit
Kings trolls suck our d*ck, our arse you can lick
Worse than them little Main Board sick bastards

And you’ll see, our Boys stomping your Team
Your clutching and grabbing style, how f***ing boring
So bring Game 3, your young & old, let’s go, bend over
We’ll beat your asses in Crypto

Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been here, suspenseful with an iPencil
Ever since your folks decided to be vengeful


But sometimes this shit just seems
Every Media only wants to discuss Leafs
Or else they want to praise the Kings
But then I see it‘s just routine (yeah)

Though our Boys aren’t afraid of controversy
They try to play the Game pretty cleanly
And for each other so unselfishly
And now we’re getting our Boys healthy (hey)

Trust in Woody he knows what works
So many more Main Board doubters emerge
But no matter, we have the best in our GDT’s
Who believe we can win Game #3

Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny

Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny
Kings



Lineups based on Game #2. I’ll update once information is available


Evander Kane -- Connor McDavid -- Jesse Puljujarvi
Zach Hyman-- Leon Draisaitl --Kailer Yamamoto
Josh Archibald -- Ryan Nugent-Hopkins -- Derek Ryan
Warren Foegele-- Ryan McLeod -- Zack Kassian
Darnell Nurse -- Cody Ceci
Duncan Keith -- Evan Bouchard
Brett Kulak -- Tyson Barrie

Mike Smith
Mikko Koskinen

Scratched: Devin Shore, Derick Brassard

Injured: Kyle Turris (upper body),


Kings Projected Line up

Andreas Athanasiou -- Anze Kopitar -- Adrian Kempe
Trevor Moore -- Phillip Danault --Alex Iafallo
Carl Grundstrom-- Blake Lizotte -- Dustin Brown
Brendan Lemieux-- Rasmus Kupari-- Arthur Kaliyev

Alexander Edler -- Matt Roy
Mikey Anderson -- Sean Durzi
Olli Maatta -- Jordan Spence

Jonathan Quick
Cal Petersen

Scratched: Tobias Bjornfot, Gabriel Vilardi, Lias Andersson, Troy Stecher, Austin Strand,Quinton Byfield, Viktor Arvidsson


And some Memes & GIFs for good luck and health as is my custom

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[OfCorsiDid]

This. This is art.

 

[gordonhught]

First

 

[Took a pill in Sbisa]

I take solace in the fact that McLellan is their head coach and thus unable to make the necessary adjustments for this game.

First

First what?

 

[Broberg Speed]

First what?

 

[MoreDifferentS]

I was asked to try a parody of a rap song. This one came to me for some reason, so hopefully it will do.

*Language Warning*


OG Bison
Nickname no gimmicks
Two Art Ross players on our side
On Oilers side, On Oilers Side

Two Art Ross players are on our side
On Oilers side, On Oilers Side

Guess who's back, back again?
Keith is back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?

Oilers created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Matthews no more
They want Connor, or Draisaitl
Well if you want Oilers, this is what I’ll give ya
A little bit of @snipes weed mixed with @5 Mins 4 Ftg liquor
@tardigrade81 A&W that’ll stop my heart quicker
Than Smith when he whiffs and gifts the puck down the middle

To a Kings player who is anticipating
And knocks it down, shoots then keeps on skating
Then scores making Game 1 so f***ing deflating
We waited all Season long, now debating (hey)
’Cause losses suck, bad luck and so frustrating
I know that you got a job, Mr. Smitty
But your puck handling problem's complicating


Would HC Woody just let things be, or feel free to go with Koski
Try to beat them down with Archie
Then Game 2 saw Josh and Smitty

So start slow, Smith slips, Nurse with save clips
f*** this, Boys got a grip and gathered their wits

2nd they’re ready, Three Goals, playing real heavy
Three more in the 3rd, f*** you young Pepe’


Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny


Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny

Young hellions, going into Los Angeles
Fired up, looking to kick them square in the pelvis
They plan to make the Kings feel helpless
’Til some Kings troll comes into our Thread and yells “Bitch!”

Coach visionary, his vision is scary
Jay starts a revolution, unleashing our best play, so well
So just let me revel and bask
In the fact that he’s got everyone cooking with gas

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For the NHL to see so much Oiler Ass, on Leafs TV

Well they’re back, nana-na nana-na kshh
Fix your bent antenna, tune it in and then we’re gonna enter in up
Under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention Spring thru to next Winter

We’re interesting, the best thing since Lightning
Infesting in Bettman’s ears daily and nightly
"Testing attention please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions McD
Oilers offence, will soon bury thee
A nuisance, who’s sent, to win Game 3


Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny

Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny

A-tiskit a-taskit
We’ll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit, that shit
Kings trolls suck our d*ck, our arse you can lick
Worse than them little Main Board sick bastards

And you’ll see, our Boys stomping your Team
Your clutching and grabbing style, how f***ing boring
So bring Game 3, your young & old, let’s go, bend over
We’ll beat your asses in Crypto

Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been here, suspenseful with an iPencil
Ever since your folks decided to be vengeful


But sometimes this shit just seems
Every Media only wants to discuss Leafs
Or else they want to praise the Kings
But then I see it‘s just routine (yeah)

Though our Boys aren’t afraid of controversy
They try to play the Game pretty cleanly
And for each other so unselfishly
And now we’re getting our Boys healthy (hey)

Trust in Woody he knows what works
So many more Main Board doubters emerge
But no matter, we have the best in our GDT’s
Who believe we can win Game #3

Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny

Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny
Kings



Lineups based on Game #2. I’ll update once information is available


Evander Kane -- Connor McDavid -- Jesse Puljujarvi
Zach Hyman-- Leon Draisaitl --Kailer Yamamoto
Josh Archibald -- Ryan Nugent-Hopkins -- Derek Ryan
Warren Foegele-- Ryan McLeod -- Zack Kassian
Darnell Nurse -- Cody Ceci
Duncan Keith -- Evan Bouchard
Brett Kulak -- Tyson Barrie

Mike Smith
Mikko Koskinen

Scratched: Devin Shore, Derick Brassard

Injured: Kyle Turris (upper body),


Kings Projected Line up

Andreas Athanasiou -- Anze Kopitar -- Adrian Kempe
Trevor Moore -- Phillip Danault --Alex Iafallo
Carl Grundstrom-- Blake Lizotte -- Dustin Brown
Brendan Lemieux-- Quinton Byfield -- Arthur Kaliyev

Alexander Edler -- Matt Roy
Mikey Anderson -- Sean Durzi
Olli Maatta -- Jordan Spence

Jonathan Quick
Cal Petersen

Scratched: Tobias Bjornfot, Gabriel Vilardi, Lias Andersson, Troy Stecher, Austin Strand, Rasmus Kupari, Viktor Arvidsson

Ben and the Stelters can go ahead and enjoy Disneyland for another night because with a GDT like this, we don't need another good luck charm!

 

[Mr Kot]

 

[Drivesaitl]

I thought rap was a parody of music. I'm listening all wrong.

Can't comment on the OP because I friggen dislike rap, a lot..

I guess it works more if you're familiar or ever head the song.

the memes were good as usual

 

[EchoesoftheEighties]

Hollywood Blvd sucked and was overrated.

Let's go Oilers

 

[BertMcDrai]

@Ginger Papa great GDT.
You got me singing it louder and louder while reading...I am no rap fan but love this song and even more what you have done with it.
Really great...thanks.

 

[Davo Ikinzom]

I thought rap was a parody of music. I'm listening all wrong.

Can't comment on the OP because I friggen dislike rap, a lot..

I guess it works more if you're familiar or ever head the song.

the memes were good as usual

Do you like any music made after the 70s?

 

[Drivesaitl]

Do you like any music made after the 70s?

Tons actually. never liked rap crap.

Its just not interesting to me. i don't get the format in general.

 

[syz]

I don't expect Todd to make any meaningful adjustments but presumably the Kings will muster more than the like 2 scoring chances they had in the final 40 last game. Once again just hope Smith doesn't suck.

 

[Oilhawks]

Tons actually. never liked rap crap.

Its just not interesting to me. i don't get the format in general.

Perhaps this medieval folk cover of Iron Maiden instead?

 

[Lay Z Boy GM]

McDavid is going to explode in game 3

 

[Davo Ikinzom]

Perhaps this medieval folk cover of Iron Maiden instead?

Bardcore just hits different

 

[yukoner88]

Kings will be pissy over getting blown out.

1st period is going to be a he'll of a ride because they'll come out swinging.

If the Oilers weather the storm in the 1st only down a goal, they'll conquer the 2nd and royally bitch spank them king cheeks again

 

[5 14 6 1]

I have to go up to Edmonton on Tuesday for work. Hoping we can pull out these next two as I may have a chance to see my first ever game at Roger's for game 5... fingers crossed

Let's go oil!!

 

[LemmyUlanov55]

At this point I'm convinced @Ginger Papa has the biggest gif & memes collection around the world, haha.

Probably going the get up early for this one aswell, so we'll be fine.
Go Oilers!

 

[Bring Back Bucky]

Archi got the needle ?

 

[Duder54]

Tons actually. never liked rap crap.

Its just not interesting to me. i don't get the format in general.

 

[JordanGalhanth]

Archi got the needle ?

Medical exemption.

Let's go dethrone some Kings tonight!

 

[Rengorlex]

Stay calm and stick to the gameplan. Under Woodcroft, we are simply the better team. Now with added confidence: it doesn't take magic to score in the playoffs. We win 4-1.

 

[forlecious commander]

I was asked to try a parody of a rap song. This one came to me for some reason, so hopefully it will do.

*Language Warning*


OG Bison
Nickname no gimmicks
Two Art Ross players on our side
On Oilers side, On Oilers Side

Two Art Ross players are on our side
On Oilers side, On Oilers Side

Guess who's back, back again?
Keith is back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?

Oilers created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Matthews no more
They want Connor, or Draisaitl
Well if you want Oilers, this is what I’ll give ya
A little bit of @snipes weed mixed with @5 Mins 4 Ftg liquor
@tardigrade81 A&W that’ll stop my heart quicker
Than Smith when he whiffs and gifts the puck down the middle

To a Kings player who is anticipating
And knocks it down, shoots then keeps on skating
Then scores making Game 1 so f***ing deflating (hey)
We waited all Season long, now debating
’Cause losses suck, bad luck and so frustrating
I know that you got a job, Mr. Smitty
But your puck handling problem's complicating


Would HC Woody just let things be, or feel free to go with Koski
Try to beat them down with Archie
Then Game 2 saw Josh and Smitty

So start slow, Smith slips, Nurse with save clips
f*** this, Boys got a grip and gathered their wits

2nd they’re ready, Three Goals, playing real heavy
Three more in the 3rd, f*** you young Pepe’


Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny

Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny


Young hellions, going into Los Angeles
Fired up, looking to kick them square in the pelvis
They plan to make the Kings feel helpless
’Til some Kings troll comes into our Thread and yells “Bitch!”

Coach visionary, his vision is scary
Jay starts a revolution, unleashing our best play, so well
So just let me revel and bask
In the fact that he’s got everyone cooking with gas

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For Sportsnet to see so much Oiler Ass, on Leafs TV

Well they’re back, nana-na nana-na kshh
Fix your bent antenna, tune it in and then we’re gonna enter in up
Under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention Spring thru to next Winter

We’re interesting, the best thing since Lightning
Infesting in Bettman’s ears daily and nightly
"Testing attention please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions McD
Oilers offence, will soon bury thee
A nuisance, who’s sent, to win Game 3


Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny

Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny

A-tiskit a-taskit
We’ll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit, that shit
Kings trolls suck our d*ck, our arse you can lick
Worse than them little Main Board sick bastards

And you’ll see, our Boys stomping your Team
Your clutching and grabbing style, how f***ing boring
So bring Game 3, your young & old, let’s go, bend over
We’ll beat your asses in Crypto

Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been here, suspenseful with an iPencil
Ever since your folks decided to be vengeful


But sometimes this shit just seems
Every Media only wants to discuss Leafs
Or else they want to praise the Kings
But then I see it‘s just routine (yeah)

Though our Boys aren’t afraid of controversy
They try to play the Game pretty cleanly
And for each other so unselfishly
And now we’re getting our Boys healthy (hey)

Trust in Woody he knows what works
So many more Main Board doubters emerge
But no matter, we have the best in our GDT’s
Who believe we can win Game #3

Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny

Now in LA for Game Number 3
Where waits our lucky young Benny
’Cause we won’t show Kings any mercy
’Cause the Boys don’t lose with young Benny
Kings



Lineups based on Game #2. I’ll update once information is available


Evander Kane -- Connor McDavid -- Jesse Puljujarvi
Zach Hyman-- Leon Draisaitl --Kailer Yamamoto
Josh Archibald -- Ryan Nugent-Hopkins -- Derek Ryan
Warren Foegele-- Ryan McLeod -- Zack Kassian
Darnell Nurse -- Cody Ceci
Duncan Keith -- Evan Bouchard
Brett Kulak -- Tyson Barrie

Mike Smith
Mikko Koskinen

Scratched: Devin Shore, Derick Brassard

Injured: Kyle Turris (upper body),


Kings Projected Line up

Andreas Athanasiou -- Anze Kopitar -- Adrian Kempe
Trevor Moore -- Phillip Danault --Alex Iafallo
Carl Grundstrom-- Blake Lizotte -- Dustin Brown
Brendan Lemieux-- Quinton Byfield -- Arthur Kaliyev

Alexander Edler -- Matt Roy
Mikey Anderson -- Sean Durzi
Olli Maatta -- Jordan Spence

Jonathan Quick
Cal Petersen

Scratched: Tobias Bjornfot, Gabriel Vilardi, Lias Andersson, Troy Stecher, Austin Strand, Rasmus Kupari, Viktor Arvidsson


And some Memes & GIFs for good luck and health as is my custom

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Great work

 

[Porkleaker]

Betting against the Oilers again. There goes another $200