Useless Thread MDCCCLXIX: Elvis Presley Appreciation Thread

[PanthersPens62]

is this one of those "there are bad people on both sides" bullshit

i've said repeatedly i disavow any of mr forrester's beliefs but damn he has said some funny shit

I won't deny that I find Mr. Forrester's rallies to be entertaining at times but I will not defend him because what he says and does is also very dangerous for this country. It's quite different from being a 45 year old man acting like a child at a baseball game & making sure you catch milestone HR balls. Again, I am not saying you should be a fan of Hample.....I'm just saying some of the hate for him goes over the top. Now, to lighten the mood a bit.........

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

At the risk of triggering yinz......here is the clip of Zack Hample catching last night's HR in Miami.



You'll notice he did not try to steal it from a kid which has been the main gripe about him over the years. And you'll also notice that out of all the fans in that section of the park, NONE of them made any attempt to try & catch it. Zack simply anticipated where the ball would end up, ran to that spot & got himself the ball. Yeah, sometimes he acts douchy, but he has also shown a lot of kindness to people in his travels as well.

I know you’re @PanthersPens62 and by default you’re like…overly nice to everyone. But seriously, f*** Zack Hample.

He’s a pathetic, attention whoring, hoarder, with more money than sense. A seemingly true IRL example of “UnLiMiTeD FuNdZ”…he is to homer baseballs what Mr. Price wishes he could be to plushies.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Now now, Hample can't help that the baseballs are having a corrupting effect on him, effectively turning him into Gollum.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Home runs are cool and rare, yet this geek wants to commodify them and make a business out of it, which just makes the home runs less cool.

Example: A home run gaining notoriety because some douchy fan that tries too hard caught the ball.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Be like Varys on GoT and get an army of children to catch balls for you.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Home runs are cool and rare, yet this geek wants to commodify them and make a business out of it, which just makes the home runs less cool.

Example: People not talking about whatever home run some guy hit, but are instead talking about the douchy fan that tries too hard to catch the home run.

Or about how much said jerkoff is auctioning/selling said balls for immediately afterwards….

Greasy schmucks.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Now now, Hample can't help that the baseballs are having a corrupting effect on him, effectively turning him into Gollum.

Now I dunno Jack Shit about LOTR nor am a fan of any of it but, hey! At least Gollum had bling, amirite??

This loser just chases f***in’ balls around. Like how certain dogs do….

Source: my old Golden Retriever still loved to chase/jump and catch her tennis ball even at the elderly age of 13 IRL years.

I wonder what homer ball is Hample’s “Precious”

You just know that this guy has one…..

 

[PanthersPens62]

Colombia scores a very late goal to stun Germany & keep the faint hope of S. Korea alive.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

@5:15

 

[John Price]

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Happy National Chaewon Day in advance !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kairi Zaide]

holy f*** everglow is ALIVE

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[TheGreenTBer]

That's not all what hands are for lmao

 

[Kairi Zaide]

 

[PanthersPens62]

D.C. radio host fired for disparaging comments

The radio partner for the Washington Commanders fired its host, Michael Sorce, for on-air comments he made about a local woman TV anchor while at the team's facility.

www.espn.com

Eagerly awaiting @John Price claiming this relic is a victim of "cancel culture".

 

[PanthersPens62]

IIIIIIIIIIt's a Marlins win!!!

 

[John Price]

Rodgers slams 'insecure' Payton for Hackett talk

Aaron Rodgers says Sean Payton's comments about Nathaniel Hackett "were very surprising" and out of character "for a coach to do that to another coach."

www.espn.com

Aaron Rodgers heel promo

"It made me feel bad that someone who has accomplished a lot in the league is that insecure that they have to take another man down to set themselves up for some easy fall if it doesn't go well for that team this year," Rodgers told NFL+ in a sit-down interview after practice. "I think it was way out of line, inappropriate, and I think he needs to keep my coaches' names out of his mouth."

 

[John Price]

@Siamese Dream

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

What ever will she lip-synch with now!!

Talentless REDACTED

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

What a f***ing clown.

And, of course you have to play dress up and hold a gun, so you look even more like a loser and asshole.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"Defund the HOA," said the moron who knowingly joined the HOA when he bought his house, and has, since then, been one of the homeowners funding it.

And now he's going to annoy his immediate neighbors, who have done nothing wrong, because he's a dumbshit asshole