Useless Thread MDCCCLXIII South Florida Sports Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

Who is they? All women aren't vain and materialistic.

Citation needed

All women want is a sugar daddy rich af to give them quote security

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Citation needed

You can't just make a blanket statement about 3.9 billion people and expect it to hold any truth, lirl

 

[John Price]

Just going to start posing with gold chains to draw female adulation

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Just going to start posing with gold chains to draw female adulation

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

On one hand I am very obsessed with blondes and other such white slender attractive women

But on the other hand I enjoy making vapid pointless spam in the UT

I have a feeling I can't date anyone and shit post.

Who will post inside jokes and ridiculously old 3rf memes in my absence

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Clearly you need to find a woman on HfBoards.

Paging all women to the Useless Thread

 

[John Price]

I F I drive a maserati Quatro Forty the women will come flocking

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I F I drive a maserati Quatro Forty the women will come flocking

You couldn't get a woman with hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

i call it defending the objective


it has nothing to do with party

yes if I try to date an evangelical Southern belle it would not work

but let's try that for a more open minded blonde in this area, see if it's still the same. Probably is. "You're too short" Well sorry I'm not shaq

"they don't want to see you because you just post on HF all day you nerd"

no i'm intrigued i'm intersted

Ok, lets for argument sake, say that a gorgeous blonde like Hope Logan agrees to date you & you invite her to your house for a home cooked Racheal Ray Chilli dinner. Forgetting for a moment that she is going to wonder how on earth what you served her is "chilli", how do you think she will react when she sees the colony of plushies?

 

[John Price]

@PanthersPens62 about to watch a whole lot more nxt

 

[TheGreenTBer]

All those ladies care about are rich TALL sugar daddies that can enable their spending habits

I realize I am painting with a broad bush but I need to get this off my f***ing chest

these Kardash ERRRR women just want money money money so they can spend on fancy ass shit and be in a loveless "relationship" like Shiv and Tom.

"not all women are like taht"

you find me a woman that don't marry a man just for their money

you find me someone that isn't hunting for a sugar daddy

i'll wait

I'LL WAIT

My wife has more money than I do.

 

[John Price]

Cavinder Twins Make First WWE Appearance After Teasing Tag Team Future

Haley and Hanna Cavinder made their first WWE appearances on Tuesday night -- and teased a future as a wrestling tag team too.

www.tmz.com

 

[John Price]

The cavinders at "paw paw" lake





Man erryone talking about Spiderman across the multiverse. Might watch

This is going to be the major wwe event that gets @PanthersPens62 watching wwe again.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Cavinder Twins Make First WWE Appearance After Teasing Tag Team Future

Haley and Hanna Cavinder made their first WWE appearances on Tuesday night -- and teased a future as a wrestling tag team too.

www.tmz.com

Cup of coffee and gtfo

 

[John Price]

Cup of coffee and gtfo

no they've had a long association with wwe

the next bella twins mark it

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

no they've had a long association with wwe

the next bella twins mark it

But the Bella twins were change-the-channel awful.

And before them was Laycool, which was also grating and terrible.

Just what the WWE needs, more vapid airheads ruining the credibility of women's wrestling.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Speaking of ruining the credibility of women's wrestling:

I still remember the first women's Money in the Bank, where James Ellsworth is the one that grabbed the briefcase and gave it to Carmella.

I usually don't care about the women's matches, but they made such a big deal out of it that I was livid at how monumentally stupid that was.

Jesus f***ing christ, you f***ing morons, all you had to do was just let a woman win clean.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"Carmella won the match after James Ellsworth retrieved the briefcase, and threw it to her.

On the following episode of SmackDown Live, however, SmackDown General Manager Daniel Bryan forced Carmella to relinquish the briefcase since Ellsworth retrieved it for her.

On that same episode, Bryan also scheduled a Money in the Bank ladder match rematch for the June 27 episode with Ellsworth banned from ringside (later from the arena).

That episode, Carmella, with some aid from the banned Ellsworth, retrieved the briefcase herself and reclaimed the SmackDown Women's Championship match contract."

Oh my god, that's even worse than I thought.

I cannot say enough insults about the jackass that wrote and booked that utter dogshit.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

PPV match has a bullshit finish.

Invalidate that match a few days later. (Essentially telling the fans that the PPV matches don't matter.)

Book a rematch with a stipulation that Ellsworth is banned.

The banned Ellsworth still interferes, Carmella wins with another bullshit finish.

The results stands and the match isn't invalidated because....?

That's some reeeeeeeeally stupid booking.

 

[John Price]

I hate when I go downstairs to get water, go back upstairs and then forgot I left the water downstairs

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Andrew schulz