The Official Jeff Skinner Trade Thread Drinking Game

[CandyCanes]

I am a D level beer league player at best. I can honestly say that playing a full season with mcdavid I could be concussed in my first shift and score zero points.

I am a neighborhood street hockey level player at best. I can honestly say I would turn down the opportunity to play with McDavid in the NHL as I'd rather not risk getting concussed or killed. So I'd score 0 too.

 

[tarheelhockey]

I played 508 games in the NHL. I can honestly say that playing a full season next to a legit 1C I would max out at 31 points.

 

[AD Skinner]

Assists still count if you dish it to mcdavid and jump right back on the bench while he dangles through everybody and snipes it

 

[Roboturner913]

Slavin and Pesce are going to regress once the league "adjusts" to them

also, I played 22 imaginary games in my driveway, and if I played wing with McDavid I'm pretty sure I could score 42 points in an 82 game season, as long as the goalie in every game continues to be my 11-year-old neighbor kid.

 

[NotOpie]

I'm a beer league beer drinker and I can honestly say.....what the hell were we talking about again?

 

[vorbis]

I literally cannot skate and I would get disqualified from an NHL game for refusing to put on skates or go out onto the ice

 

[Wolfpuck]

I drink beer.

 

[the halleJOKEL]

beer

 

[Svechhammer]

There we go, now we're just hanging out big money contacts to "literal nobodies" in both Slavin and Peesh

 

[Wolfpuck]

0 Stanley Cups

Just San Jose things, I guess.

 

[Joe McGrath]

Slavin isn't a top 30 defensive defenseman in the league, never mind top 30 overall.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Slavin isn't a top 30 defensive defenseman in the league, never mind top 30 overall.

 

[Roboturner913]

literal nobodies

they literally do not exist

 

[Roboturner913]

runaway hype because there's no rival fans to keep them in check, because nobody cares about those teams

 

[Navin R Slavin]

runaway hype because there's no rival fans to keep them in check, because nobody cares about those teams

hahahahaha

 

[Roboturner913]

and yes, somebody actually said that

 

[GoldiFox]

runaway hype because there's no rival fans to keep them in check, because nobody cares about those teams

Good players don't play on bad teams. That's just science. If (insert name here) was so good then why hasn't he been to the Playoffs? Kinda makes you think.

Or how about (on Slavin being top-pairing or not):

"He doesn't drive offense like Brent Burns. good but not elite"

Slavin can't be good... because... he doesn't drive offense like Brett Burns.

My forehead is bruised at this point.

 

[Roboturner913]

Brent Burns drives offense because he's a goddamn power forward in all but name

 

[bobc222]

I played 508 games in the NHL. I can honestly say that playing a full season next to a legit 1C I would max out at 31 points.

32 pts in 11-12!

 

[WreckingCrew]

32 pts in 11-12!

39 point pace!!!

 

[wolfofthesteppes]

I would have thought Pat Maroon just had a career year because of McDavid, but really it was the other way around. Who knew? Aho certainly couldn't improve on Maroon's 42 points if he had to play with McDavid.

 

[WreckingCrew]

I would have thought Pat Maroon just had a career year because of McDavid, but really it was the other way around. Who knew? Aho certainly couldn't improve on Maroon's 42 points if he had to play with McDavid.

I was about to say...

BREAKING NEWS: Aho isn't a top six player because Patrick Maroon has too much chemistry with McDavid to break them up Apparently they haven't heard of the Chad LaRose experiment

 

[Roboturner913]

Aho is just a small offensive winger, he wouldn't contribute much there anyway. Probably wouldn't even make the starting lineup, honestly.

 

[Lempo]

Aho is just a small offensive winger, he wouldn't contribute much there anyway. Probably wouldn't even make the starting lineup, honestly.

Obvious really. Of the Finland's 2016 WJC line, only some second rate teams have found room for Aho and that Laine guy, but the fully comparable Puljujarvi hasn't found himself out of the popcorn box at the Oilers, when he could even made to the roster. #stacked

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

Can't trade a 3c for a mere winger.