Pre-Game Talk: The All Purpose Off Day Thread | Schultz, Murray Practice with Team

[KIRK]

Dear god. Would reeves be scratched?! Our stars will be assassinated if he is!

Eh, whatever . . . with the tax bill almost done, none of us will survive the coming Armageddon anyway.

 

[Speaking Moistly]

Eh, whatever . . . with the tax bill almost done, none of us will survive the coming Armageddon anyway.

Or hear about it with what’s going on with net neutrality in the States. Silver lining!

 

[ColePens]

Bump... win?

 

[Gurglesons]

Bump... win?

Let’s drop our expectations a little bit.

Just don’t let Mackinnon score a sick goal.

 

[KIRK]

Bump... win?

Sure, why not?

How ya doin' this AM?

No broken bones? No outstanding warrants? No ABP because you lost your ****?

 

[DegenX]

Bump... win?

It's looking like I'm going to be doing the GDT, so prolly not

 

[KIRK]

It's looking like I'm going to be doing the GDT, so prolly not

Well, at least it will put JR in quite the mood for trade freeze week.

 

[Chuck Norris Trophy]

The 5 worst teams in the league right now are

Arizona
Buffalo
Ottawa
Edmonton
Florida

Pens are 9-0 against those teams

Against everybody else pens are 7 14 3

That's scary as f***, not surprising though.

 

[Shaffer]

Top 9 hopefully for tonight:
Simon-Crosby-Hornqvist
Guentzel-Malkin-Kessel
Sheary-Sheahan-Rust

 

[WayneSid9987]

Mentioned this in other thread but E.Johnson won't be dressed tonight.
Got a 2 game suspension for almost killing Namestnikov.

 

[Malkinstheman]

Mentioned this in other thread but E.Johnson won't be dressed tonight.
Got a 2 game suspension for almost killing Namestnikov.

Somehow the pens will still get shutout or score only 1 goal.

 

[cheesedanish87]

That's scary as ****, not surprising though.

Those numbers were before the last game.

Pens are now 10-0 against the worst 5 teams

7 14 3 against the rest


If JR could just figure out a way to get the schedule changed so we only play bad teams he wouldn't have to make any trades.

 

[PensandCaps]

Let’s drop our expectations a little bit.

Just don’t let Mackinnon score a sick goal.

Mack is like a McDavid/Crosby Hybrid this year. Strong on the puck and fast as hell.

 

[Shaffer]

 

[Shaffer]

Probable maintenance day for Hornqvist & Simon. Wouldn’t look too much into that until confirmation.

 

[PensandCaps]

Cole-Hunwick

Sheary-Kessel

 

[Shaffer]

 

[CertifiedLurker]

Those lines are barf. Sullivan you brain box.

 

[Shaffer]

I believe Hornqvist is out tonight and is getting evaluated. Simon probably just a maintenance day and will play 1RW tonight.

 

[Shaffer]

I’d really like to see Archibald with Sid though.

 

[Shady Machine]

What happened to Horny? I didn't notice any injuries last game, but maybe I'm forgetting something.

 

[Shrimper]

I'm hoping minor injury, trading would be a mistake.

Upper body it is.

 

[Speaking Moistly]

Sounds like the Pens.

 

[Shaffer]

Edit: Beaten

 

[Sidney the Kidney]

Sounds like the Pens.

Sid's intent on hurting the guy who stole his BFF's starting gig.