Post-Game Talk: Team is Broken

[Gentle Man]

Boo who changed the thread label.

The team is clearly suffering from torn motivator cuff

 

[KW]

Plusses:
Barky is producing more.
Tarasenko is playing well.
Goalies are playing well.
PK doesn’t suck as much as I thought it would.
Fourth line is decent.

Minuses:
Tkachuk out.
Swaggy out.
Ek out.
D sucks, full of Kullshit.
Forecheck sucks mostly.
Timing completely off.
Effort sucks.
PP sucks again.
No physical presence.
Dumb f*** penalties.

 

[FinlandPanther]

I just want to tell the Panthers executives that I know how to fix the team. I know what ails them. I can promise a championship.

I’ll need $10M deposited to an untraceable Cayman bank account first though. The answers are ironclad solid, but they aren’t free.

I’m the only one who knows. Why not take a chance? The Oilers did after the first 15 games, and look at them now! Ducks didn’t, and look at them now!

PM me or call my direct number at 888-GUL-LBLE.

I’ll call you later.

 

[Gentle Man]

Balinskis got called up

So Ekblad off-screen death confirmed

 

[CatscratchFever]

Balinskis got called up

So Ekblad off-screen death confirmed

Too bad it isnt to replace Kuli

 

[Egblad]

Boo who changed the thread label.

The team is clearly suffering from torn motivator cuff

I did. Clever, my friend, but no.

 

[Gentle Man]

I did. Clever, my friend, but no.

 

[FinlandPanther]

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You having Soupy’s avatar is just f***ing me up.

 

[WaitingForThatCab]

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People who started watching hockey in like the last year:

 

[Gentle Man]

You having Soupy’s avatar is just f***ing me up.

Just honoring the OG

 

[ShootIt]

Who wants my NFT Angrytreefrog avatar?

Low price of $1,000 it can be yours!

 

[PSLguy]

The team is not playing their game. The game that had them in the running for the President’s Trophy.

In your face, hitting everyone/everywhere on the ice, chirping the opponents, and just plain old being a**holes to play against. That's Panthers Hockey.

They get back to that and they will make a deep run. Other teams have to switch th38r play from regular season to playoffs, Panthers just need to play the same as they have all season.

 

[FinlandPanther]

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Who wants my NFT Angrytreefrog avatar?

Low price of $1,000 it can be yours!

I’ll DM you after my call with KW.

 

[Gizmo Tkachuk]

EVERYONE IS BROKEN

 

[Gentle Man]

EVERYONE IS BROKEN

*phone rings*

"Hi Lucas, this is Bill, we were calling to see if you are ready to be called up for a game."

 

[ucanthanzalthetruth]

EVERYONE IS BROKEN

He was only 8 Panthers injuries away from a call up

 

[floridada]

*phone rings*

"Hi Lucas, this is Bill, we were calling to see if you are ready to be called up for a game."

 

[Gizmo Tkachuk]

Shannon being the voice of calm reason.

 

[Idiot Stick]

Shannon being the voice of calm reason.

Dat PP % lmao, only thing i can think is theyre just blowing it on purpose cause woof

Also nice to see that top 5 do well, Tanks fitting in just well, cant wait to see what he does when the team isnt sucking ass.
Erod on the bottom sucks, i know he was on the 3rd line for a bit where nothing good happens unless reino is there but yeesh.

I guess we have nothing to hide on the PK cause its been pretty good.


Bobs #s have been interesting, a lot of his goals against hes like 1v1 in a bad position, so its not all that worrying. Hes prob not also going god mode either. Still, dont get why theyre playing him that much during this, why not a 50-50 split?

 

[Dread Clawz]

Now all Leafs media is saying the Panthers would be their best first round matchup lol . I can't wait to see their reactions after we crush them again.

 

[FinlandPanther]

Now all Leafs media is saying the Panthers would be their best first round matchup lol . I can't wait to see their reactions after we crush them again.

Leafs fans do this every year. For a team that has lost more than anyone for the last 60 years you would think there would o be some caution but nope.

 

[KW]

Now all Leafs media is saying the Panthers would be their best first round matchup lol . I can't wait to see their reactions after we crush them again.

I feel like, unless I’m badly mistaken, with poor memory, something about “we want Florida” didn’t turn out the best…

 

[Gentle Man]

Sorry Lucas

We will call up Kierstad instead. You can go back to Charlotte

 

[Idiot Stick]

Now all Leafs media is saying the Panthers would be their best first round matchup lol . I can't wait to see their reactions after we crush them again.

PoMos 5D chess plan is working

 

[Idiot Stick]

so when does the team kinda go back to their ways?
Playoffs?
a few games before it?

I get taking it easy and maybe some injuries undisclosed/sickness etc but losing for a whole ass month doesnt seem like a great plan.

Was kinda hopin for some actual playing with new lineups to see how theyd run, but just seems like shuffling along with no effort so i dunno, i guess theyre getting what they need from practice.