Disagree, there is no checklist or ingredient to winning the cup. You can look at teams and try to pick similarities and sure many of these teams that won had top D-men and forwards and a good goalie. They weren't going to win with crappy players. For every team that won with these ingredients, I'm sure there are many more that did not, which simply proves there is a lot more to winning a cup that what goes on paper.
Side note, Sharks definitely meet this formidable checklist.
Burns + Vlasic = 2 Norris caliber D-men
Thornton, Pavs, Couture = Franchise caliber forwards
Jones = Top Notch goalie
What I am saying is that there have been teams that just had a superstar goalie, or just had a franchise forward, or just had "almost-franchise-quality" players throughout the lineup...and only two such teams have won the SC in 50+ years.
There have definitely been teams that have won a cup with poor coaching, poor depth, poor special teams, etc. because their top players pulled them through.
And...your standards are a bit low. Vlasic isn't a Norris-caliber D-men...he would need to have a better season than the one he just had, for a start. Pavelski and Couture are not franchise-caliber forwards, just like Marleau never really was one (save for maybe a one or two year span). Thornton is one; someone who can compete with players like Crosby, Kopitar, Malkin, Getzlaf, Benn, Seguin, Tavares, etc.
Ah, got it. Then yes, I agree for the most part. And I will refine his assertion when it comes to the need at forward, and say you need a franchise-quality center in particular.
Norris D-man
Franchise/elite center
And then you need enough depth around them to account for any matchups or injuries that inevitably come up during a Cup run.
Well, the idea is that if your franchise-caliber player gets injured...there's not much you can do. Also, the idea is that a franchise-caliber player is able to win against the vast majority of matchups he comes up against. Thornton losing against Crosby is understandable...but Thornton has lost to Bolland, Niedermayer, Carter, and Stoll in the past. That's less understandable.
Vezina goaltending is more of a nice to have imo. As long as you don't have bad goaltending (Dallas this year), you can usually get by with average to slightly above average goaltending.
Except that 2016 probably had the worst goaltenders since the 2010 finals.
Look at the goaltending performances of the goalies who have won cups since 1980. Smith, Fuhr, Roy, Vernon, Barrasso, Richter, Brodeur, Osgood, Belfour, Khabibulin, Ward, Giguere, Fleury, Niemi, Thomas, Quick, Crawford, and Murray. Multiple Vezina winners and finalists on that list, and goalies like Ward had a tremendous run.
Sure, there are some averagish goalies on that list (and Jones would have been one of them), but you can also find SC-winning teams without a superstar defenseman or center...just not without both and with a superstar goaltender.
Chris Tierney, Roman Polak, Martin Jones.
Boom. done.
Somewhat unfair to include Jones in your joke. After all, he could be that caliber of goaltender.