Sidney on Leno: Bust?

[Crosbyfan]

10 players better than Sidney Crosby:
1. Martin Erat
2. Martin Erat
3. Martin Erat
4. Martin Erat
5. Martin Erat
6. Martin Erat
7. Martin Erat
8. Martin Erat
9. Martin Erat
10. Martin Erat

Are these all the same Martin Erat? Is Martin Erat twice as good as Sid? I think you need at least 8 and probablty nine more.

And they better not be named Erat!

 

[Murphy*]

come on, you can't be serious, Martin Erat? Some posters are soooooo Pejorative Slured.

Martin Erat is the greatest hockey player to ever grace the planet.

 

[Hedberg]

Are these all the same Martin Erat? Is Martin Erat twice as good as Sid? I think you need at least 8 and probablty nine more.

And they better not be named Erat!

How about
1. Martin Erat
2. Martin Skoula
3. Dustin Rose
4. Hardy Astrom
5. Steve Halko
6. Rafael Palmeiro
7. Jose Canseco
9. Per Djoos
10. Merlin Malinowski

 

[Form and Substance]

Martin Erat is the greatest hockey player to ever grace the planet.

come on you know I was joking, Martin Erat can't possibly be a better player than Crosby, that's inconceivable. What has Erat ever done at the same age as Crosby? hein? hein?

 

[Lionel Hutz]

come on you know I was joking, Martin Erat can't possibly be a better player than Crosby, that's inconceivable. What has Erat ever done at the same age as Crosby? hein? hein?

Erat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Crosby.

'nuff said.

 

[Hedberg]

Erat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Crosby.

No, it's
Dustin Rose>>>>>>>>Martin Skoula>>>>>>>>>>Martin Erat>>>>>>>>Sidney Cosby

 

[GnomE]

No, it's
Dustin Rose>>>>>>>>Martin Skoula>>>>>>>>>>Martin Erat>>>>>>>>Sidney Cosby

Last time I checked shot>puck poise and Milan Kraft can split the atom with his shot.

DUstin Rose>>>>>>>>Milan Kraft>>>>>>>>>Martin Skoula>>>>>>>>>Martin Erat>>>>>>Sidney Crosby

 

[Lionel Hutz]

Last time I checked shot>puck poise and Milan Kraft can split the atom with his shot.

DUstin Rose>>>>>>>>Milan Kraft>>>>>>>>>Martin Skoula>>>>>>>>>Martin Erat>>>>>>Sidney Crosby

Well, I don't know about the rest, but I saw Kraft split the atom with my own 2 eyes.

 

[Hunter Gathers]

Martin Erat is the greatest hockey player to ever grace the planet.

Erat? Better than Skoula!??!?

Are you out of your mind?

Skoula's puck poise will make any mans' head explode, outside of Dustin Rose since he wears a lead helmet.

 

[Hedberg]

Last time I checked shot>puck poise and Milan Kraft can split the atom with his shot.

DUstin Rose>>>>>>>>Milan Kraft>>>>>>>>>Martin Skoula>>>>>>>>>Martin Erat>>>>>>Sidney Crosby

I knew I was forgetting someone, but I though it was Pavel Brendl.

 

[bert]

This just in.....

The Flyers have signed "The Dryer" to a 4 year, $16 million contract.

What an incredible thread, this was the first one I laughed out loud at but that first one about the central scouting was pure gold.

 

[PredsFan77*]

PETD is all over this, Leno is going to get fired.

 

[Hab Fan]

Never knew he was supposed to score on a dryer> He is a great player and a better kid. Bless Crosby , Pittsburgh and rhe NHL. Go Sid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hunter Gathers]

The level of people who haven't actually grasped that this thread is a joke is ridiculous.

 

[rt]

The level of people who haven't actually grasped that this thread is a joke is ridiculous.

You just hate us for our freedom!

 

[Jason MacIsaac]

This just in.....

The Flyers have signed "The Dryer" to a 4 year, $16 million contract.

So does that mean the Maple Leafs will be signing Sidney's old dryer in Halifax to a contract with millions of bonuses involved?

 

[Luigi Lemieux]

So does that mean the Maple Leafs will be signing Sidney's old dryer in Halifax to a contract with millions of bonuses involved?

lmao

i usually don't laugh at those types of leafs jokes either.

 

[rtafts]

Never knew he was supposed to score on a dryer> He is a great player and a better kid. Bless Crosby , Pittsburgh and rhe NHL. Go Sid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Spooner]

People seem to forget the dryer was the Devils' 2nd round pick in 1997; he ain't no scrub.

 

[I am Jack's Fish]

Just something to keep this thread, and the insanity, ALIVE....


(If this thread was around when I ran the boards, it might have been reaching for HOF status)





























Wondering to self how Ovechkin or Kessel would have done against the dryer?

 

[I am Jack's Fish]

One more thing, we need a photoshop wizard to alter a photo of Crosby in a game situation swooping in on an actual dryer in goal....

 

[Hasbro]

Sid wasn't trying that hard because he already chased the washer.

 

[King'sPawn]

Ha... well, we won't be seeing Crosby in the all-star accuracy competition. The dryer just blew his confidence!

Gosh, my joke seems so pale compared to these others. It's what I get for joining in the thread late.

 

[Fish on The Sand]

So does that mean the Maple Leafs will be signing Sidney's old dryer in Halifax to a contract with millions of bonuses involved?

the dryer has indicated it will goto Toronto for substantially below market value apparently.

 

[Le Golie]

the dryer has indicated it will goto Toronto for substantially below market value apparently.

I heard someone saw the dryer house hunting in Toronto on Thursday morning.