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Yeah, portals into the earth, no question about it. Northern Ontario, Northern Minnesota. Thousands of bogs in those remote, waterlogged woods, suck you down into another world if you step in one. Millennia of rotted forest vegetation sinking into those lakes and marshes. Hunters, hikers step into that muck . . . gone. Loon sh*t, some call it. You sink in, and there's no getting out. But wait: Like in the Creature from the Black Lagoon, a whole other world underneath those bogs. Thousands of lost woodsmen living underground in a sub-terranean cavern paradise, caught by the rocks of the Canadian shield on their way down into the depths. Underground temperature a year-round 52 degrees F, so life's good without those winters. No borders, no passports, NO DEERFLIES! It's a freaking Paul Bunyon Walhalla, is what it is! Where do you think all the Metis went when things got hot? And the Minnesota Fighting Saints. Tony LeBlanc.
No, give me a snorkel and a bog any day. It's a party down there. I'd head there myself, 'cept I owe a ton of taxes. Maybe next year.
You are a quick study. Almost as good as Killion. Keep at it, Youngster...