OT: Philadelphia Eagles (NFL): The Regular Season Is Upon Us

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Captain Dave Poulin Good luck tonight, my friend. I'm looking forward to watching Parsons and of course the offense.

I would also really like to know which LVE is the real guy. I saw some speculation that he could even be used as a quasi-EDGE this year. What a weird career.

I'm looking forward to seeing how many sub sandwiches the head coach will inhale, the fat bastard. Still can't believe you did that to me.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

This may be the greatest line of apparel ever created. That jacket?! HOT FIRE FLAMES!



If they sell one of those i'll be surprised.

Holy f***. We live in a society.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Does it mean anything if they've given up 35, 31 and 24 points in those games to teams that are very middling or just bad and haven't won any of them?

It means their schematic approach to the defensive side of the ball is quite different so far. Results don't enter into that particular discussion. Varied doesn't equate to good. The Patriots are usually quite standard in the regular season and then throw all sorts of shit at you in the playoffs for example.

I'm looking forward to seeing how many sub sandwiches the head coach will inhale, the fat bastard. Still can't believe you did that to me.

Have you watched any of Hard Knocks?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Fantasy update:

Lol. One guy raised a stink about the whole thing saying that it’s been a rule forever so my brother shouldn’t get an exception for being dumb.

So my brother did some digging.

In the last five years there’s been one instance of a player being dropped prior to start of season. A kicker in 2019. By whom you ask? The guy who complained the loudest this go around.

Life imitates art.

One could argue at its core only taking two running backs is the same as only having one kicker.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Have you watched any of Hard Knocks?

No, I don't have HBO Max and can't be bothered using my data to get a torrent. I don't really want to know. It sounds bad though, right? Like he's a huge clown?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

No, I don't have HBO Max and can't be bothered using my data to get a torrent. I don't really want to know. It sounds bad though, right? Like he's a huge clown?

He's just there. After the Hue Jackson debacle, I find it impossible to think a HC is truly incompetent unless they're on that level. The season was super boring.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

He's just there. After the Hue Jackson debacle, I find it impossible to think a HC is truly incompetent unless they're on that level. The season was super boring.

Have I ever told you that I can't see his name without pronouncing it "Way," the same as the Vietnamese city of Hue? Because that is a true story. Way Jackson.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

No, I don't have HBO Max and can't be bothered using my data to get a torrent. I don't really want to know. It sounds bad though, right? Like he's a huge clown?

It was pretty bad. It’s been heading downhill for a while now. Hell, they just did one big cut on the show so that fatso could “protect his players.”

There’s just nothing to the show anymore.

 

[achdumeingute]

This is a league that my uncle has ran with his friends for 30 years. Hell, he did the scoring by hand up until like five years ago.

Those rules aren’t in writing they’re just kind of known. Also, no one is really tying to make it an issue. Hell, as of now no one has even complained about it.

rules ain't rules unless they are written down. And then...if written down, only if they are not vague.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Ed Sheeran. Holy f***. This is not what I would call "living in a society." Holy utter f***.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Ed Sheeran. Holy f***. This is not what I would call "living in a society." Holy utter f***.

Is it safe to turn on now

 

[Beef Invictus]

It is not. Hello Diamond League.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Is it safe to turn on now

No, definitely not. It's like ginger shit everywhere.

 

[achdumeingute]

Ed Sheeran. Holy f***. This is not what I would call "living in a society." Holy utter f***.

the only part about this Ed Sheeran business that I have enjoyed is that he was introduced by Kathryn Tappen. She is like way over talented for that duty. Srsly fire Tirico already and promote her.

 

[Beef Invictus]

No, definitely not. It's like ginger shit everywhere.

 

[achdumeingute]

I like Dak, and hate that he is a cowboy.

 

[achdumeingute]

Drew Brees is also, already, doing great on the commentator side.

 

[trigzter]

holy hell the normal national anthem is boring. that seemed no better

 

[trostol]

who are all these white guys lol

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Anthems lolz

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Greg the Leg keeping the seat warm for Dicker the Kicker.

 

[Fire Tortorella]

That's a punt and a half.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I did not expect to end up with money on this game. The movement today was nutty.

 

[Chinatown88]

Yes keep telling me Lamb is better than Amari.

 

[Fire Tortorella]

I hate the new rule allowing the jersey numbers to be all weird and different now.

Am I officially old?