Has FSG considered buying a greyhound for each of Kyle's children as part of the deal
Years back I became fascinated by the story of the Dave Matthews bus power-blasting a river tour boat with hundreds of pounds (800 to be exact) of human waste. It just seemed compelling and truly odd. How does something like that happen? Is there a like... bombs away switch up in the cabin? If there is why and for what reason? One would think there would be a proper procedure, there. Was it an accident or was this an intentional practice to save time and money that had been going on for some time to that point? I mean... up until some poor Chicagoans out on their three hour tour upon the fair
Chicago's Little Lady got caught in the shiticane, of course. Was this done in full flight or did he pull the bus over on the bridge?
So many questions. And the band denied it up and down even when confronted with video evidence in court. It took the driver being charged for them to finally apologize and donate to some river cleanup fund... like that will do anything to help the Chicago River.
Anyway in reading more into this case I came to find out something interesting... that wasn't THE Dave Matthews tour bus... they had one for every band member. The one culpable for Shitapalooza was actually the violin player's. Isn't that wild? Like... we sit here today and (correctly) talk about how awful DMB is but at one point they were such a huge act that every member had their own tour bus.
So... um... yeah. Anyone hired yet?