OT: Off Topic Thread XV: Behold my army of Predators!

[Mr Whipple]

That's what I'm hoping for myself as a Browns fan. Never been so anxious to see what happens at a draft as I am for this one.

 

[SkinnersAWinner]

Aj Green added 10 pounds of muscle to his upper body. Hopefully this means Joe Haden won't be able to throw him around like a rag doll at the line anymore.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

What do you call NaCl over NaOH?

A base under a salt

I ever tell you about the time I put my root beer into a square glass?

After that it was just beer.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

I ever tell you about the time I put my root beer into a square glass?

After that it was just beer.

You can take your lame chemistry jokes and barium. Cause all the good ones argon.

 

[SCanedinavian]

Seems like I will be moving to Edinburgh in June, I hereby request that my posts are read in the voice of Sean Connery (as done by Ralph Garman).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI6nQkDOgsw#t=49

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Seems like I will be moving to Edinburgh in June, I hereby request that my posts are read in the voice of Sean Connery (as done by Ralph Garman).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI6nQkDOgsw#t=49

"I'll take the rapist for $500"

 

[DaveG]

I'll play your game you rogue.

 

[SCanedinavian]

Haha, this is too good, "esos son reeboks o son nikes"

 

[Novacane]

FREEDOM

a

 

[SCanedinavian]

FREEDOM

a

This is also approved.

 

[gocanes88]

 

[Blueline Bomber]

"I'll take the rapist for $500"

I'll take months that start with Feb, Trebek.
For how much?
Surprise me, you filthy *******.
Ok, that's completely unnecessary. Months that start with Feb for $800. This is the only month that begins with Feb. Mr. Trebek?
FEBTOBER!
No. Calista Flockheart?
What is...Febturday?
No.
SHE SAID TURD!
I hate you. The answer was February. It was last month.
Aha! A trick question!

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Dear Calgary;

I love when in the middle of May, I wear sandals, shorts, a basketball jersey and no coat to work because it's 72° at 4, then when I'm done at 12:30, I come outside to 29°, four inches of snow and a blizzard. Really makes the twelve minute walk to my truck a lot of fun. As does having to scrape the Windows.

 

[tomdundo]

Dear Calgary;

I love when in the middle of May, I wear sandals, shorts, a basketball jersey and no coat to work because it's 72° at 4, then when I'm done at 12:30, I come outside to 29°, four inches of snow and a blizzard. Really makes the twelve minute walk to my truck a lot of fun. As does having to scrape the Windows.

Are you from the future?

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Are you from the future?

It's a figure-turn of phrase-speech

 

[SCanedinavian]

Well FML, Fulham have just been relegated. If only Manchester United weren't beyond useless this season they might have had a slim chance of saving their Premier League spot. I hope Utd go through ten years of mediocrity for this. Gutted.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Moyes is the savior. Don't worry.

 

[garnetpalmetto]

Well FML, Fulham have just been relegated. If only Manchester United weren't beyond useless this season they might have had a slim chance of saving their Premier League spot. I hope Utd go through ten years of mediocrity for this. Gutted.

This LOOKS like English, but I'll be damned if I can make heads or tails of it.

 

[PaulProteus]

I've always wondered (theoretically, of course!) how bad of an idea it would be to drive around with a cell phone jammer in your car. This flight of fancy usually strikes me when I'm flying down 40 or 440 and someone with a cellphone up to their head (or finger ****ing it in their lap) changes lanes and scrapes paint off my front bumper.

Turns out it's a $48,000 in fines -- and probably counting -- bad idea: A Florida Resident Drove Around with a Cellphone Jammer for Two Years Before Being Caught.

I'm sure the deputies enjoyed the part where their radios were jammed, too.

 

[rocky7]

The Kentucky Derby is quite the spectacular event. may actually open an account and place a bet today. I'll see. so many options to consider.

eg.: Superfecta Box

Samraat
Dance With Fate
Medal Count
Vicars In Trouble

potential big payouts with little risk.

 

[HisIceness]

Roy Hibbert better get his **** together if the Pacers have a fighting chance against the Heat, or the Hawks, or whoever they would face in the second round should they win this game 7.

Seriously, the Pacers losing today would be a bigger chokejob than the San Jose Sharks.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Seriously, the Pacers losing today would be a bigger chokejob than the San Jose Sharks.

No. Not even close to it.

 

[gocanes88]

This LOOKS like English, but I'll be damned if I can make heads or tails of it.

He's talking about the highest level of soccer in England (and one of the highest levels of soccer in the world). Imagine if the bottom three teams in the NHL got sent to the AHL for the next season. That's what happened to Fulham. I'm assuming Manchester United lost to one of the teams Fulham was trying to leapfrog in order to avoid relegation.

The Kentucky Derby is quite the spectacular event. may actually open an account and place a bet today. I'll see. so many options to consider.

eg.: Superfecta Box

Samraat
Dance With Fate
Medal Count
Vicars In Trouble

potential big payouts with little risk.

I had Tapiture #fail

 

[Buenos Necas]

He's talking about the highest level of soccer in England (and one of the highest levels of soccer in the world). Imagine if the bottom three teams in the NHL got sent to the AHL for the next season. That's what happened to Fulham. I'm assuming Manchester United lost to one of the teams Fulham was trying to leapfrog in order to avoid relegation.

Yeah, 1-0 against Sunderland. I'm happy that Jozy will get to stay in the premier league.

 

[GinoLucia2217]

He's talking about the highest level of soccer in England (and one of the highest levels of soccer in the world). Imagine if the bottom three teams in the NHL got sent to the AHL for the next season. That's what happened to Fulham. I'm assuming Manchester United lost to one of the teams Fulham was trying to leapfrog in order to avoid relegation.

Just imagine if the NHL did this!