OT: Off-Topic Thread Episode IX: Jarome Jiginla

[Yung Rotini]

That's the worst facial hair ever. Pls.

 

[DCDM]

Getting worse. I'm cleanshaven 75% of the time. The remaining 25% is when I'm too lazy to shave. I have hella facial hair when that happens.

 

[Unlimited Chequing]

Who wants an AF update on thoose turds at Rogers?

I called and asked to speak to a manager, of course the girl it trained to de-escalate calls so I just told her that she has done nothing wrong and I didn't want to yell at her and that was her managers job. She laughed, thanked me and found me a manager.

I ripped into him. I managed not to yell or swear but I was very blunt about my experience. I called the first agent I dealt with incompetent. I called out the second for poor customer service in telling me I could just text my employees. I told him that if my staff were that poor at their jobs they would be looking for another job.

By the time I was done he waived the small amount I owed on my previous device and gave me this month at no charge. I had him email me this information before I got off the phone with him so they couldn't try to **** me like they did Janko.

Before I called I signed up with Telus and am getting a Nexus 5 on a 2 year plan. When the phone arrives in a few days they will port my number over to Telus. Naturally Rogers doesn't know this yet

I think I will chalk this up as a win.

Can't remember if this is a thing in Calgary, but this week I decided to fire up the BBQ, and had to thoroughly clean out all the mould before doing so. Like 45 minutes of scrubbing and scraping, then letting the BBQ just burn for a while. Even threw some oil into it to help create some flames.

Every winter I've been here with a BBQ, it's developed mould over the course of the season.

I've never had that problem. Anything to do with the humidity, or in Calgary's case lack thereof? But then again I BBQ in the winter if it's not too cold.

I got off with a warning, today. I didn't know there was such a thing as a warning ticket, so when the cop was back in his car with my paperwork, I was already reassessing my budget.

For the record, that makes three times warned, only two times ticketed.

I (knowingly) did an illegal U-turn one night on the way from work. I was at work late doing upgrades to one of our systems and this happened about 3AM. I got pulled over but was let off with a warning. I pretended to be exhausted from working so late so I think that helped. Lady cop too haha!

That also happened to be the night I couldn't go to The Roots concert because I had to work

Ladies, calm down or I will sit on you.

Monabae doesn't see that as a threat. He sees it as a date.

 

[DCDM]

Monabae doesn't see that as a threat. He sees it as a date.

 

[Lunatik]

Monabae doesn't see that as a threat. He sees it as a date.

He brings the baconators and I would be pretty easy

 

[Yung Rotini]

He brings the baconators and I would be pretty easy

I'm desperate

 

[Lunatik]

I'm desperate

so you'll catch eh?

 

[Bosnian Beast]

I'm pretty sure there are laws against this AF/Monabae baemance.

 

[InfinityIggy]

Stop making the thread awkward Dad! You're ruining my life!!

 

[CraigsList]

^

 

[DCDM]

 

[DCDM]

The Brodie vs Hanifin poll thread is out of this world. If you need a laugh today, I highly recommend it.

 

[Lunatik]

I have 5 people on my linkedin now. Go me

 

[Johnny Hoxville]

Yeah, in the winter the BBQ is at the balcony door so I can BBQ from inside all winter

My friends had their BBQ directly in front of their window and the heat caused it to shatter. I'm sure it's fine but I'd still be careful it's not directly in front of the glass.

 

[Pirate King Luffy]

Janko, Iggy. I made a new game because the other one wouldn't go further. Anyways I managed to form Prussia and have the Tuetonic Order and Poland as Vassals also Livionah and Prague as client states with people from my dynasty as it's leaders. I took this because France got into a Personal Union with Naples, Aragon, Serbia, and Norway and annexed them all. Getting a personal union is a rare occurrence on it's own...let alone 5 times for one country. Aragon, and Norway had colonies in the Americas. Now those apart of France. Became allies with France because I feel threatened by them lol.

 

[YMCMBYOLO]

yo what's up

 

[Pirate King Luffy]

yo what's up

How goes it bruh?

 

[Lunatik]

I'm pretty sure there are laws against this AF/Monabae baemance.

are you insinuating this i some sort of inter-species thing and that Monabae is not human?

Stop making the thread awkward Dad! You're ruining my life!!

i will buy you a pony if you don't tell you mom about this

 

[Bosnian Beast]

are you insinuating this i some sort of inter-species thing and that Monabae is not human?

Just that Monabae is a 12 year old.

 

[Lunatik]

Just that Monabae is a 12 year old.

 

[DCDM]

Just that Monabae is a 12 year old.

I forget where this meme came from but I like it.

 

[Bosnian Beast]

I forget where this meme came from but I like it.

Monabae saying that he looks like a 12 year old. Therefore, he's now a 12 year old.

 

[Anglesmith]

I think it was his obsession with Ariana Venti.

 

[DCDM]

Monabae saying that he looks like a 12 year old. Therefore, he's now a 12 year old.

I think it was his obsession with Ariana Venti.

Both of these

 

[Yung Rotini]

New bae is Taylor Swift