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[Tumbling]

Hi, I play Ice Hockey, and follow NHL so I joined. I live in Pittsburgh and follow the penguins closely having season tickets. I mostly like to look at team stats, and goalie statistics.

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[domaug*]

welcome to HFBoards

 

[Captain Hook]

Welcome. Hope you enjoy it here.

 

[Sidney the Kidney]

Welcome aboard.

 

[TheSniper26]

A few ground rules Tumbling...

1. If anything goes wrong in the game, or even just generally in your life, it's Bylsma's fault.

2. Tyler Kennedy is the worst hockey player in the history of the earth.

3. Joe Vitale is a god among men. Joe Vitale doesn't play hockey, hockey plays Joe Vitale.

4. You must constantly mull over who is better, Crosby or Malkin. Never appreciate that we have them both.

5. Wingers. More wingers. Wingers inside of wingers like Russian dolls.

If you stick to those rules, you'll be fine. Welcome.

 

[radapex]

A few ground rules Tumbling...

1. If anything goes wrong in the game, or even just generally in your life, it's Bylsma's fault.

2. Tyler Kennedy is the worst hockey player in the history of the earth.

3. Joe Vitale is a god among men. Joe Vitale doesn't play hockey, hockey plays Joe Vitale.

4. You must constantly mull over who is better, Crosby or Malkin. Never appreciate that we have them both.

5. Wingers. More wingers. Wingers inside of wingers like Russian dolls.

If you stick to those rules, you'll be fine. Welcome.

Wait, you guys don't have the "If the Pens lose, it's Fleury's fault" rule here?

 

[TheSniper26]

Actually the Fleury rule is probably something more like: Fleury is either elite or a complete bum. No middle ground is allowed.

 

[gopens66]

Also know this: the rest of the (HF) world hates you. You are not a real fan; you're a bandwagoner. No one in Pittsburgh knows anything about hockey. Pens fans don't deserve the talent that has come through the city. Also, Gary Bettman is your uncle and he fixes regular season and playoff games for us. He gift-wrapped Crosby and Malkin to us, and made sure we one the cup in '09. I think that covers it.

 

[JQR]

Actually the Fleury rule is probably something more like: Fleury is either elite or a complete bum. No middle ground is allowed.

And as of this season, Vokoun for main goalie.

 

[Fire Shero*]

Don't forget that Shero is a genius. He's perfect. He had a fantastic offseason.

Be sure to overrate every pens prospect. I.e. Eric Tangradi was compared to Kevin Stevens not so long ago.

 

[Le Magnifique 66]

Welcome to the Pens board

 

[Darth Vitale]

Welcome. As you can see, there is no sarcasm here.

 

[rmartin65]

I see a ton of great rules. I would add one though- Never go full Rossi.

 

[PensFanSince1989]

Actually the Fleury rule is probably something more like: Fleury is either elite or a complete bum. No middle ground is allowed.

It's more the haters that seem so obsessed with the term elite...

Welcome to the boards Tumbling. Just try not to let them taint your view of either the Pens or NHL fanbase in general, though that may be hard at times.

 

[IcedCapp]

Delete your account while there's still time.

 

[Axman]

A few ground rules Tumbling...

1. If anything goes wrong in the game, or even just generally in your life, it's Bylsma's fault.

2. Tyler Kennedy is the worst hockey player in the history of the earth.

3. Joe Vitale is a god among men. Joe Vitale doesn't play hockey, hockey plays Joe Vitale.

4. You must constantly mull over who is better, Crosby or Malkin. Never appreciate that we have them both.

5. Wingers. More wingers. Wingers inside of wingers like Russian dolls.

If you stick to those rules, you'll be fine. Welcome.

@ Tumbling: welcome brother

 

[Antaris]

Also, the great Red Panda is the bearer of the word of Joe. It guides us to Joeness in dark times.

 

[LetangyBarbecue]

A few ground rules Tumbling...

1. If anything goes wrong in the game, or even just generally in your life, it's Bylsma's fault.

2. Tyler Kennedy is the worst hockey player in the history of the earth.

3. Joe Vitale is a god among men. Joe Vitale doesn't play hockey, hockey plays Joe Vitale.

4. You must constantly mull over who is better, Crosby or Malkin. Never appreciate that we have them both.

5. Wingers. More wingers. Wingers inside of wingers like Russian dolls.

If you stick to those rules, you'll be fine. Welcome.

 

[Tumbling]

Haha thanks. Does anyone think it's a good idea for me to start a thread suggesting Gilles Meloche to step down as goalie coach?

 

[The Underboss]

Welcome!!

 

[bathroomSTAAL]

New fish! Be sure to kick someone's ass the first day.

 

[AccuracyFive]

Haha thanks. Does anyone think it's a good idea for me to start a thread suggesting Gilles Meloche to step down as goalie coach?

Welcome!
No, you should go on the main boards and start a thread about:

• Crosby/Malkin being better than Wayne Gretzky and Mario Lemieux.
• Trading for Devin Setoguchi.

 

[JTG]

Haha thanks. Does anyone think it's a good idea for me to start a thread suggesting Gilles Meloche to step down as goalie coach?

Totally

 

[Crosbyfan]

And as of this season, Vokoun for main goalie.

Yes, while Fleury is either elite or a complete bum, Vokoun is just the opposite...complete bum or elite.

Welcome aboard...and help us bring back Therrien...then again Bylsma, in time for playoffs

 

[Bar Down]

i'm new. dah bah dee, dah bah diii.