All the crazy talk on the main boards made me post this in one of those threads.
HF Idiots Guide to the Devils
1.) Its cool to rag on the Devils no matter what their situation is, winning cups or bottom feeder. Always rag.
2.) Always call them an old team, no matter if they are indeed the oldest, or youngest.
3.) Forever have no offense. No matter what always talk about the Devils lack of scoring. Never and I mean never mention their dominant years when they were top 5 in goal scoring. Those did not exist.
4.) Always call them boring, ignore those high octane teams that won cups or the recent 2012 team which was an extremely entertaining squad. Stop, that never happened. Always boring, especially when YOUR team is the one doing nothing on the ice, who has only 18 shots and are losing 3-0 to NJ that night. Oh those boring Devils, why can't they let us score goals so it would be exciting for me?
5.) Trap, duh. Pretend the other 29 teams do not play some sort of neutral zone suppression. Only New Jersey has players covering the neutral zone.
6.) No fans brah. Always bring up attendance, even though they are never close to the basement of attendance.
7.) When all else fails mention how horrible and ugly the state of New Jersey is. Ignore the beautiful beaches, mountains, forest, and open rural areas and focus on the turnpike near NYC or Philly, make people believe thats what the entire state looks like. What player would want to play there. Am I right!?
8.) Never, and I mean NEVER let these narratives die off.
Edit: I should have added this.
*See Rangers and Flyers fans for assistance