Haha yeah, I haven't either but people have made that Gollum joke with Hynes and well, Lalonde fits the joke as well lmao
I always called Hynes powder.
Because of that lame movie from the mid 90s about that boy who got struck by lightning when his mother was pregnant with him, and then got some weird superhuman powers because of it.
Dude was perfectly bald. Like not even a shadow on his head at all and he didn't have eyebrows either. Hynes barely has eyebrows.
There was a ranking basing coaches on looks from 1-32. It was completely stupid for the most part.
Woodcroft came in first (that's more than fine), but I'm pretty sure after him the top-5 consisted of Darryl Sutter (WAT?), Lalonde (AHHHHHH!!!!), John Hynes (Huh?) and Paul Maurice (better than those last 3 I guess?).
Lalonde, Sutter and Hynes should be the bottom 3, not in the top 5.
Lalonde is definitely 32 if I had to rank them this year. Sutter doesn't coach anymore, so he doesn't count. At least Sutter is funny looking and he provides laughter because of how goofy he looks. Lalonde is HORRIBLE. So is Hynes, though not as bad as Lalonde.
Laviolette came in 32nd.
With guys like Lalonde, Hynes and Sutter in the top 5, I'm confused as to whether I'd be closer to 32nd or 1st.
My buddy is gay and I asked him his thoughts. I figured maybe I just had a heterosexual bias and maybe Lalonde, Sutter and Hynes are real sex symbols among the NHL coaching fraternity. He absolutely called BS on some of those.