PeterSidorkiewicz
HFWF Tourney Undisputed Champion
http://www.theonion.com/articles/you-will-suffer-humiliation-when-the-sports-team-f,10804/
"you will suffer humiliation when the sports team from my area defeats the sports team from your area.
On numerous occasions, you have expressed the conviction that your area's sports team will be victorious. I must admit that every time I hear you make this proclamation, I react with both laughter and disbelief. "Ha!" I say to myself with laughter. "What?!" I say to myself in disbelief. How could you believe that your sports team could beat my sports team? It is clear that yours is inferior in every way."
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