Pre-Game Talk: Jets vs Lightning • Fri, Jan 17 @ 7:00 pm CT • TSN3

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jefferoni

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EDIT: This team (and city?) has apparently finally broken Murat... :scared:

 
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PaulPooley

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I understand they are depleted badly on defence, but I would love to see them step up large and play an inspired game on Friday night.
Looking forward to it.
 

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Scratched: Carl Dahlstrom, Patrick Laine
Injured: Mark Letestu (heart virus), Bryan Little (head), Nathan Beaulieu (lower body), Tucker Poolman (lower body)
Suspended: Dustin Byfuglien


Scratched: Luke Schenn
Injured: Pat Maroon (upper body), Ryan McDonagh (upper body)

*******Lineups will be Updated on Game Day as information is released:thumbu:

As a young Ginger I fondly remember listening to my Dad's MacLean & MacLean in my bedroom with my buddies.

I am no @kanadalainen , but I humbly offer the following tribute to Patrick Laine to the tune of "Pubic Hair." I would post the YT video, but I've already caused enough trouble for the good Mods.

In order to get a sense of the rhyming meter & song cadence, if you have not heard the song YOU NEED TO GET YOUR LIFE SORTED - ;). I would suggest that you listen to either this song or if toilet humour isn't your thing - listen to "I've been everywhere" by either Stompin' Tom or Hank Snow.


I was playin’ me some fortnite
Because it wasn’t a practice or game day
I was eatin’ some Leipajuusto
When a fan beside me turned to say
What’s all these Assists
Doin’ filling up your scoring stats?
I said I started playing fantasy,
it’s about filling all the Cats

Then I stood up from my gaming chair
And said now look you a**hole there
I’ve traveled all over this world
And I’ve scored everywhere

(Chorus)
I’ve scored everywhere man
And I’ve never waited long man
I shoot more than my fair share man
But now rounding out my game man
So stick it up in your *** man
I score everywhere


I’ve scored great ones, late ones, game is out of reach ones,
Long ones, near ones, make you soil yourself ones
Home ones, Away ones, Playing in Suomi ones
Snap ones, slap ones, Top shelf bar down ones
Shorty ones, Man-up ones, 3-on-3 OT ones,
Groanin’ ones, show-off ones, glowin’ ones, break shut-out ones.

(Chorus)

I’ve scored cushy ones, mushy ones, even illegal in the crease ones,
Brave ones, no chance save ones, fire their coach the next day ones,
Pretty ones, dirty ones, embarrass your whole family ones,
Neat ones, sweet ones, fans out of their seat ones,
Killer ones, wrister ones, like having s*x with their sister ones,
Blow’em out ones, show’em up ones, hairs a flowin ones.

(Chorus)

I’ve scored sh*t ones, illegit ones, come from behind the net ones,
Dear ones, career ones, goalie’s hide in fear ones,
Proud ones, loud ones, Gesture to the crowd ones,
Quiet ones, riot ones, shimmy, shiver and shake ones,
Top ones, drop ones, even some shootout ones,
Double ones, Hat-trick ones, Even Five in a game once.

(Chorus)

Ain’t no kind I haven’t scored
I score everywhere



 
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