Hurricanes Lounge XXVII: BURN THE NEW SERVERS!

[Lempo]

You can never have too much tools. Especially socket sets.

I think I have more socket sets than my GF has shoepairs, or at least it's close. (Yes, I do use them too. Socket sets, I mean. GF's shoes not that much, once a week tops.)

I did try getting some quality-conscious bang for my buck and think beforehand what stuff I may be needing in the future, but now I feel bad that I probably won't be having a need-based excuse anytime soon to get a smaller set onto the side.

Carolus 172 Piece Socket Set | Home | Hand Tools | Socketry | Socket Sets |

Stupid 1/4 inch Taiwan-made long socket boxes are 50+ euros, I'm too cheap to not go with 90 e for this one with three ratchets instead of one tiny one. I will curse myself for having to haul those 10 kg everywhere when a cute little box would do.

 

[Unsustainable]

Sounds like alternative history fiction setup.

lol

 

[Unsustainable]

I did try getting some quality-conscious bang for my buck and think beforehand what stuff I may be needing in the future, but now I feel bad that I probably won't be having a need-based excuse anytime soon to get a smaller set onto the side.

Carolus 172 Piece Socket Set | Home | Hand Tools | Socketry | Socket Sets |

Stupid 1/4 inch Taiwan-made long socket boxes are 50+ euros, I'm too cheap to not go with 90 e for this one with three ratchets instead of one tiny one. I will curse myself for having to haul those 10 kg everywhere when a cute little box would do.

I have a fairly good set of tools, I used to think I was going to rebuild a car.

 

[MinJaBen]

...but now I feel bad that I probably won't be having a need-based excuse anytime soon to get a smaller set onto the side.

Everyone needs a little side wench. Err, wrench.

 

[Bunch of Jurcos]

Everyone needs a little side wench. Err, wrench.

Nah you were right the first time

 

[NotOpie]

Everyone needs a little side wench. Err, wrench.

Is that a left-handed or right-handed side wench.

 

[MinJaBen]

Is that a left-handed or right-handed side wench.

Must be left handed so it feels different then your normal wrench.

 

[Finnish Jerk Train]

I have no idea what I'm going to use the winch for, but if you say I need it, I guess I'll take you at your word.

It'll look really good on my Accord.

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

I’ve got way more tools than any one man needs but to my defense I’ve made a living with them in the past.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

I have no idea what I'm going to use the winch for, but if you say I need it, I guess I'll take you at your word.

It'll look really good on my Accord.

I said the same thing, until I put my zero turn mower into the pond at my farm.

 

[MinJaBen]

I said the same thing, until I put my zero turn mower into the pond at my farm.

.....go on....

 

[tarheelhockey]

I have no idea what I'm going to use the winch for

You made a typo.

Anyway, a good wench can warm your bed and fetch you porridge on a cold winter's night.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

NHL 18 knows what's up.

Now Gif-ified for your pleasure.

(ps: by hfboards law, this will now be used in every thread referring to Eric Staal forever.)

 

[Lempo]

What in seven hell's name is Staal wearing!?

 

[Lempo]

It'll look really good on my Accord.

 

[tarheelhockey]

What in seven hell's name is Staal wearing!?

New Canes third jersey (Quebec Aces)

 

[Lempo]

New Canes third jersey (Quebec Aces)

The trademark lawyers are gonna have a field day with this one. It looks awfully lot like the new jersey of my local team.

Your honor, this constitutes a

 

[Lempo]

"A brooding hockey hunk learns to embrace life—and love—from a single mom who takes the world one puck at a time."

"“Kelly Jamieson is my go-to author for hockey romance.”—USA Today bestselling author Jami Davenport"

Jami is the one with Sockeyes, right?

 

[Lempo]

They got a goddamn league's worth of romance hockey teams. There's more authors than I thought there would be readers.

I'm afraid to google for a romance hockey league conference setup because there's a non-negligible risk that I actually might find one.

 

[Novacane]

Love to receive a diploma creased to shit to cap off my education

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

.....go on....

There are a couple of ponds on our farm, but the land slopes down so on one side of the pond, you are mowing on the side of a hill (with the pond being on the downhill side). If you've ever driven a zero turn mower, you can't go down a steep hill (unless you are going perfectly straight and have room at the bottom of the hill) as you lose all control if you do. And when mowing across a slope, the front wheels, which are casters provide no help and the mower wants to go down the hill. Usually I'm careful with it and go slow in that spot, but one time, in a hurry, it started going down the hill into the pond and there was no stopping it. It wasn't very deep and I was able to pull the mower out and it was just fine, but I'm sure it will happen again in the future. When the grass is wet is when it's the worst.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Love to receive a diploma creased to **** to cap off my education

This is your education about the US f***ing Postal Service. Here's your f***ing diploma!

 

[Lempo]

This is your education about the US ****ing Postal Service. Here's your ****ing diploma!

 

[Unsustainable]

Love to receive a diploma creased to **** to cap off my education

It’s symbolic of how worthless your degree is now in comparison to your debt.

 

[Lempo]

It’s symbolic of how worthless your degree is now in comparison to your debt.

And reminiscent of the irony of next getting a cap to keep the grease out of your hair.