GDT: Game 72 GDT thread Oilers at Jets 7pm CST Tuesday March 26

[The Blue Baron]

I figured I would give our pal @macmaroon a little breaky poo. No doubt the hardest working Jets fan on planet Earth!

Jets are 44-22-5 while 5-5- in the last 10, 3rd in the central L3
Coilers 42-23-4 while 5-3-2 in the last 10, 2nd in the pacific L2

PLAIN JANE THEME






Man do these boys need not only a bounce back game but they need to start playing the right way with that strong defensive posture. Not to mention need the PP and PK to show some level of competence.

Is Bones back?
How is Vilardi’s spleen doin?
Should KFC keep the hairs short?
Is Pionk a NHL D man?
Where is Tiny eyes and Mony Hony?
Is Laur on the first train outta here yet?
Sellout?
Will the Arena’s wifi hold out again?

These questions answered and more tonight!

GO JETS GO says Lady Jaye

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[Ponds]

Thanks for the GDT!

How it's been feeling lately..

Time for our Winnipeg Jets to turn the tables on the Oilers, maybe even put them through one.

 

[Three On Zero]

Jets needs to channel a little bit of this today, time to bust the slump!

 

[macmaroon]

Thanks @The Blue Baron for making the GDT for today, I appreciate it. I had put one together last night, just in case, so I will save that for another time. Let's hope the Jets can do something more productive than watch the other team score goals against them. Hopefully, Bones and company will be showing the team a replay of the game against the New York Rangers, to give them some perspective of how a game should be played. Maybe that will inspire them...

Go Jets Go!

 

[kanadalainen]

Soft! What light through yonder standings board breaks?
And yea verily, they say,
Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown, and yet -
We of the Jets aspire to thy upper mantle.
Aye; the media itself is hoarse
That croaks the weakened entrance of our squad
Upon the playoffs.
Now - to business.
Come, you wingers:
Hoholi, KFC, Shuffles, Names, Money and Fly -
Tend on multiple goal thoughts, ravage the Oily swine here,
And fill Skinner’s helm with nightmares of bar-down or tapped-in hell
And set plays of direst cruelty!
Flow quick my beer;
And stopper the access and passage to remorse,
That no compunctious visitings of McDavid
Shake thy fell purpose, nor keep peace between
The effect and it!
Come, Oilers, to be ensnared in the speed game’s embrace,
Let the mauler be maul’d well.

 

[kanadalainen]

Thanks @The Blue Baron

These Jets are an exhausted team, needing to find some way out of their current funk.

Let it begin to happen now, against the hated homonculi from the west, stinking of gear oil, hair dripping with long-chain hydrocarbons; watch as they shuffle, pores clogged tight, outmoded, pervasive, unwanted, asphyxiating in their personal space. Les H'uilers.

Jets. You know the drill -> notochords, air sacs, lobes -> mighty coelacanths sending it.

 

[SUX2BU]

Thanks blue

Contain the wonder duo: mcwhiner and pissy drysaddle

 

[Guardian17]

Thanks for the Plain Jane GDT @The Blue Baron !

Looking forward to a Jets Win tonight thanks to Lady Jaye!

 

[Jets 31]

Thanks @The Blue Baron for the GDT , Plain Jane to the rescue then....

 

[Jets 31]

Music for tonight, These last few games have been a bit of a Bitter pill

But the Jets will chase McJesus right out of the rink tonight.

 

[King Woodballs]

Win a game already Jets. Kthx.

 

[SensibleGuy]

I have no idea what we're going to get tonight from The Jets. A solid 3 periods of effort capped off with a victory would be nice to see, but no idea.

 

[kanadalainen]

Hmm... the mood round here is ... kind of....

toss in a bit of...

I guess there's not much left in the tank, patience-wise..

The Janes are plain, but how about the Joes?

Plain, sure - but pissed too.
Whats the cure?

No, no I mean besides that.

Ah well lads, give em hell. Lets see what transpires.

Perhaps our vaunted coaching staff will plumb the depths of our predicament and solve the elusive problem.

Arneil are you with me?

Hint: As Ehlers' energy (E) is influenced by frustration, his velocity approaches c (speed of light), and his mass (m) will increase exponentially, slightly tugging on the gravitational field surrounding our barn, distorting time and space, forming a cone along the ice on the axis of Ehlers mass variation, allowing for our forwards to fool Skinner, coupled with shots from our D predicably warping the puck to strike the net. Capice?

Ok great, lets run with that.

There will be a quick quiz on Ehlers space/time warping next game GDT.

 

[Jets 31]

Maybe a appearance of a former good luck charm will help tonight.

 

[White Out 902]

Just saw a cute video of Helley and his kid playing hockey. Hoping for a big game from everyone tonight especially him

 

[Stumbledore]

I don't think anybody knows what to expect from the Jets tonight, including the Jets. Given the Oilers' recent performances, we might be catching them at a good time but which version of our team will show up? The one that clobberred the Rangers with a fabulous effort? The one that stunk against the Devils? The one that traditionally loses the first game at home after a road trip? Who knows?

Great to see the Janes show up again. But you need to post warnings about that flashing genius.

 

[LucianoBorsato]

 

[The Blue Baron]

Maybe an appearance of a former good luck charm will help tonight.

Ah yes the plainest of the plain.

Need those lucky charms

Hmm... the mood round here is ... kind of....

toss in a bit of...

I guess there's not much left in the tank, patience-wise..

The Janes are plain, but how about the Joes?

Plain, sure - but pissed too.
Whats the cure?

No, no I mean besides that.

Ah well lads, give em hell. Lets see what transpires.

Perhaps our vaunted coaching staff will plumb the depths of our predicament and solve the elusive problem.

Arneil are you with me?

Hint: As Ehlers' energy (E) is influenced by frustration, his velocity approaches c (speed of light), and his mass (m) will increase exponentially, slightly tugging on the gravitational field surrounding our barn, distorting time and space, forming a cone along the ice on the axis of Ehlers mass variation, allowing for our forwards to fool Skinner, with shots from our D predicably warping to hit the net. Capice?

Ok great, lets run with that.

 

[LucianoBorsato]

Has there been any word on Bones' returning?

 

[tbcwpg]

Edmonton had a Winnipeg Jets kinda weekend, let's see how the teams both come out after some disappointing recent results.

 

[kanadalainen]

Edmonton had a Winnipeg Jets kinda weekend, let's see how the teams both come out after some disappointing recent results.

It'll be a war.

 

[Jets 31]

It'll be a war.

Hopefully one sided too.

 

[kanadalainen]

Please Gods, none of this after the game. Please.

 

[SensibleGuy]

Time to bring out the big guns...

Lucky Beige Square ver.2.0* GO JETS GO!

*during the rollout of LBSver1.0 there was an unfortunate "incident." The legal dept. is resolving the issue.

 

[kanadalainen]

Hopefully one sided too.

Translation: Rout, slaughter, butcher, wipe out, slay, decimate, lay waste to, drive before thee.