GDT: Game 61 Stars 7:30pm

[TheBeard]

Would be a real bummer to ultimately win this in OT or shootout

 

[fasterthanlight]

Just lose the game --- ray ratto

 

[CaptainShark]

Would be a real bummer to ultimately win this in OT or shootout

And yet, soooo Shorks.

 

[bluefunnel]

The game is in Kunin’s hands now.

 

[one2gamble]

Why why why

 

[karltonian]

cmon boys bring it home

 

[The Nemesis]

Why why why

You know why.

 

[TheBeard]

the 41 fans in attendance certainly got to witness a special game.

 

[Shut Yer Five Hole]

Mercy killing

 

[The Nemesis]

Fission mailed.

 

[SJSharksfan39]

Eklund can barely stand.

 

[The Nemesis]

Oh shit, Eklund looks hurt.

 

[Alaskanice]

Ugh

 

[drunksage]

Eklund died for this??

 

[Lebanezer]

If Eklund broke his foot I’m gonna be pissed.

 

[TheBeard]

How is Dallas already further along in their rebuild without rebuilding than we are??

 

[Melek Taus]

Blow it up Mike

 

[The Nemesis]

How is Dallas already further along in their rebuild without rebuilding than we are??

Because shorks.

 

[TheBeard]

Hopefully this is the true demoralizing loss that spearheads a 20 game losing streak

 

[GreatSaveEssensa]

How is Dallas already further along in their rebuild without rebuilding than we are??

Post of the year right here.

 

[Shark Finn]

Well.. Could've been worse.

 

[drunksage]

SNOG announcement​

I'm shocked that we didn't get any football score predictions.

Spoiler: First half SNOG results

#	Date / Opponent​	SNOG Winner(s)​	Result​
1	Oct. 12 vs Golden Knights	NewMuzu24, weastern bias	VGK 4-1
2	Oct. 14 vs Avalanche	none	Avs 2-1 SO
3	Oct. 17 vs Hurricanes	TheBeard	Canes 6-3
4	Oct. 19 vs Bruins	none	Bruins 3-1
5	Oct. 21 at Predators	none	Predators 5-1
6	Oct. 24 at Panthers	weastern bias	Panthers 3-1
7	Oct. 26 at Lightning	Red Light Lover	Lightning 6-0
8	Oct. 27 at Hurricanes	PattyLafontaine	Canes 3-0
9	Oct. 29 at Capitals	none	Capitals 3-1
10	Nov. 2 vs Canucks	none	Canucks 10-1
11	Nov. 4 vs Penguins	none	Penguins 10-2
12	Nov. 7 vs Flyers	Red Light Lover	Sharks 2-1
13	Nov. 9 vs Oilers	none	Sharks 3-2
14	Nov. 10 at Golden Knights	none	VGK 5-0
15	Nov. 12 at Ducks	Skeksis25	Ducks 4-1
16	Nov. 14 vs Panthers	none	Panthers 5-3
17	Nov. 16 vs Blues	none	Sharks 5-1
18	Nov. 20 at Canucks	none	Canucks 3-1
19	Nov. 22 at Kraken	none	Kraken 7-1
20	Nov. 24 vs Canadiens	hockeyCEO, timorous me	Canadiens 3-2 SO
21	Nov. 25 vs Canucks	none	Sharks 4-3
22	Nov. 27 vs Capitals	none	Sharks 2-1
23	Nov. 30 at Bruins	none	Bruins 3-0
24	Dec. 1 at Devils	none	Sharks 6-3
25	Dec. 3 at Rangers	none	Rangers 6-5
26	Dec. 5 at Islanders	Great Makohead Shork	Sharks 5-4 OT
27	Dec. 7 at Red Wings	none	Sharks 6-5 OT
28	Dec. 10 at Golden Knights	none	VGK 5-4 SO
29	Dec. 12 vs Jets	none	Sharks 2-1
30	Dec. 15 at Coyotes	none	Coyotes 1-0
31	Dec. 17 at Avalanche	none	Avalanche 6-2
32	Dec. 19 vs Kings	coooldude	Kings 4-1
33	Dec. 21 vs Coyotes	none	Coyotes 5-2
34	Dec. 23 at Canucks	none	Canucks 7-4
35	Dec. 27 at Kings	none	Kings 5-1
36	Dec. 28 vs Oilers	none	Oilers 5-0
37	Dec. 31 at Avalanche	none	Avalanche 3-1
38	Jan. 2 vs Red Wings	none	Red Wings 5-3
39	Jan. 4 vs Jets	none	Jets 2-1
40	Jan. 6 vs Maple Leafs	fasterthanlight	Maple Leafs 4-1
41	Jan. 9 at Maple Leafs	none	Maple Leafs 7-1

Second half SNOG results

#	Date / Opponent	SNOG Winner(s)​	Result
42	Jan. 11 at Canadiens	Chinaski89	Sharks 3-2
43	Jan. 13 at Senators	none	Senators 5-4
44	Jan. 15 at Sabres	none	Sabres 3-0
45	Jan. 16 at Blackhawks	none	Blackhawks 2-1 SO
46	Jan. 20 vs Ducks	none	Sharks 5-3
47	Jan. 22 at Kings	coooldude	Sharks 4-3 SO
48	Jan. 23 vs Rangers	none	Sharks 3-2 OT
49	Jan. 27 vs Sabres	none	Sabres 5-2
50	Jan. 30 vs Kraken	none	Sharks 2-0
51	Jan. 31 at Ducks	gaucholoco3	Ducks 3-2 OT
52	Feb. 14 at Jets	none	Jets 1-0
53	Feb. 15 at Flames	none	Sharks 6-3
54	Feb. 17 vs Blue Jackets	none	Blue Jackets 4-3
55	Feb. 19 vs Golden Knights	none	VGK 4-0
56	Feb. 24 vs Predators	Chinaski89	Predators 4-2
57	Feb. 27 vs Devils	none	Devils 7-2
58	Feb. 29 vs Ducks	none	Ducks 6-4
59	Mar. 2 at Stars	none	Stars 3-2 SO
60	Mar. 3 at Wild	none	Wild 4-3
61	Mar. 5 vs Stars	none	Stars 7-6 OT

Rank	2023-24 SNOG standings​	# of SNOGs
T-1.	Chinaski89, coooldude, Red Light Lover, weastern bias	2
T-5	fasterthanlight, gaucholoco3, Great Makohead Shork, hockeyCEO, NewMuzu24, PattyLafontaine, Skeksis25, TheBeard, timorous me	1

 

[Juxtaposer]

That was a masterclass in tanking. We have zero real NHL defensemen.

 

[karltonian]

fission accomplished!

on one hand, eklund gutted that out like a f***ing boss
on the other hand that doesn't look good
on yet another hand, eklund being out helps out tank

 

[fasterthanlight]

If they scored in regulation, ek wouldn't have gotten hurt