Except a brain.
He learned how to play defense from the Brendan Smith school for kids who can't play defense good and who wanna learn how to do other hockey stuff good, too.
Recent alumni from this school include but are not limited to:
Dennis Cholowski
Madison Bowey (He made the dean's list)
Jakub Kindl
Ryan Sproul
Xavier Oullet
Adjunct instructors:
Trevor Daley
Luca Sbisa
Brandon Manning
Tenured professors:
Kevin Shattenkirk, who teaches 'How to pass across your crease: A primer to defensive decision making'
Carlo Colaiacovo, who teaches 'How to look good while sliding into the boards'
Dylan McIlrath, who teaches 'Hook, hold, slash and fight: How to stay in the AHL for life.'
Professor Emeritus:
Martin Skoula for his excellent work in the teaching of 'Having puck poise while panicking on the inside'.
Dean:
Brendan Smith, who also teaches a seminar titled, 'Should you pinch? Yes. Always.'