News Article: Byfuglien Article [RE: his thoughts on Kane]

[Gump Hasek]

Starring DJ Jazzy Jeff as Kane
Ickey Woods as Byfuglien
Featuring a special cameo appearance by Claude Noel playing himself
Special guest star Drew Carey in the role of Paul Maurice

 

[kxx]

I've always been in the "Sign Buff" camp, and really hope that Chevy can get a deal done. He's not perfect, but no one does what he can do.

This x 10.

 

[Positive]

Haha so why are we picking 50-60 year old actors to play 30 year old hockey players?

 

[Gm0ney]

Jaden Smith as Kane...?

 

[AlphaLackey]

Featuring a special cameo appearance by Claude Noel playing himself

This will be glorious. It has to be like Lee Trevino's cameos in Happy Gilmore.

Like when the clothes are being thrown around and Kane and Buff are yelling at each other and they storm off, there needs to be Claude Noel in the background shaking his head and saying "self, you're a sick man for trying to make logic of this"

Or on the tour bus, you see Byfuglien looking up at some of the rookies at the front and says "hey, they're playing chess!" only to pan to the guy seated opposite him, and it's Claude Noel saying "yeah well we're playing checkers" and proceed to make his move.

Complete random non sequitur one-liners for no good reason. It would be epic.

 

[SensibleGuy]

Jaden Smith as Kane...?

...and Will Smith as his dad, Floyd Mayweather.

 

[Koonta]

This will be glorious. It has to be like Lee Trevino's cameos in Happy Gilmore.

Like when the clothes are being thrown around and Kane and Buff are yelling at each other and they storm off, there needs to be Claude Noel in the background shaking his head and saying "self, you're a sick man for trying to make logic of this"

Or on the tour bus, you see Byfuglien looking up at some of the rookies at the front and says "hey, they're playing chess!" only to pan to the guy seated opposite him, and it's Claude Noel saying "yeah well we're playing checkers" and proceed to make his move.

Complete random non sequitur one-liners for no good reason. It would be epic.

Yes, that would be awesome. I also think this story needs a narrator...I vote Dennis Franz as Sipowicz.

 

[Johnny HFBOARDS]

Jack Coleman as Paul M, from Heroes.

 

[Gotaf7]

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Zach Rolof as Toby Enstrom!

 

[Koonta]

James Van Der Beek as Andrew Ladd?

 

[Hhane Snidy]

Jack Coleman as Paul M, from Heroes.

Nice choice on that one!!

Jayden Smith as Kane...Lol

 

[Hank Chinaski]

Nominating Boyd Holbrook from Narcos to play Tyler Myers:

 

[Mortimer Snerd]

If they ever made a movie of the incident, perhaps calling it the 'Kane Mutiny'

who would star as Dustin Byfuglien? Forest Whitaker? Ving Rhames
Evander Kane? Will Smith? perfect
Paul Maurice? Bryan Cranston? Burt Lancaster (look him up if you are too young to remember him)

Suggestions in bold

 

[Mortimer Snerd]

Curious, I was thinking Danny DeVito.

Oh come on! DeVito is busy playing Enstrom.

 

[DudeWhereIsMakar]

Ryan Gosling as Blake Wheeler.

 

[Whileee]

This is who plays Tyler Myers...

 

[Koonta]

Suggestions in bold

Burt Lancaster has been dead for 21 years so he might be a little stiff for the job.

 

[Mortimer Snerd]

Burt Lancaster has been dead for 21 years so he might be a little stiff for the job.

This is imaginary. I'm thinking of these guys as they were at appropriate ages.

 

[Koonta]

This is imaginary. I'm thinking of these guys as they were at appropriate ages.

Imaginary? I beg to differ....I'm typing up the screenplay at this very moment!