Injury Report: Brett Pesce - Expected to be out long term lower body injury

[Chrispy]

His nuts swelled to the size of cantaloupes.

Not a gif I thought I’d be using today.

 

[CandyCanes]

Dang. Ding ding surgery

I think what Brind’Amour was alluding to was, Pesce is week to week on getting back to hockey. But is out indefinitely for any baby making.

 

[Joe McGrath]

Not a gif I thought I’d be using today.

Such an underrated movie.

 

[raynman]

His nuts swelled to the size of cantaloupes.

There was a ufc fighter this past weekend who caught a kick to the nuts. Think his coach said they swelled to the size of a grapefruit. The ringside doctor came out and said it was okay you didn’t get kicked there. They had to call the fight and in the back of the arena he started vomiting and it was reported he was brought to the hospital to get an mri on his testes.

 

[Chrispy]

Such an underrated movie.

I think that Johnny guy might have a future in this business.

 

[Stickpucker]

What kind of dirty talk smut is this? This isn't the fanfic I ordered...

It would be pure gold if that were leaked to the media.

 

[Svechhammer]

Officially back