PocketNines
Cutter's Way
We watch The Office in classic comedy series rotation and that moment gets cited a lot in our house. We select from "The Book of Airplane II" and "The Book of Trading Places" and "The Book of the Holy Grail" etc (Caddyshack, Vacation, etc etc) for our dinner grace.Images of Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy immediately spring to mind. Doug Armstrong declares him a "#1 DEFENSEMAN!!!", and Parayko is like:
As for the premise of the thread, I too think the Blues need their Lindholm-sized hole on LHD filled in order to be a Cup Contender. No combination of Scandella, Krug, Walman or Mikkola are going to sufficiently eat all of the top-4 LHD minutes. I like Hanifin, Chychrun and even Ekholm in that spot too, when looking at playoff bubble-teams who may be talked into selling at the deadline. But the current group of defenders is primed to get run over in the playoffs once again, just as Colorado cut through them like a hot knife in warm butter last spring.
If I were designing a path of things breaking right to get this player, it would go something like this. Tarasenko returns to productivity and still wants out to a contender but Blues are healthy on the wings and can fade the loss so they trade him east to a contender and return a 2022 1st, which in turn is used with someone like Kostin to rent Lindholm. I choose Kostin because when he was getting raved about in the KHL run, he was a spectacular penalty box machine, continually hurting his team, even losing them a conference final game on one of them. Let's dodge the years of discovering that contribution of his the hard way.
Another option might be Giordano if Seattle struggles; Blues give up Tarasenko to the east, that team sends Seattle its 1st rounder, Seattle sends the Blues Giordano as a rental. More likely broken up into two trades.
Neither 37yo Giordano nor a returned-to-health Lindholm is the ideal addition, but in practical terms of how they might upgrade their chances this season both players should be able to provide impact. The Blues just need the guys they have to all be pushed down one spot and then they need to stay healthy in that schematic.
If any given practical idea is unworkable, the need is still glaring and paramount. Hopefully Armstrong won't just lunge at someone like that time he offered big money to Matt Carle in UFA. Armstrong is a forwards type GM. He inherited a franchise cornerstone who staked him to a decade of winning and Cup shots. Now that he prized his NMC integrity it turns out Mackinnon and Rantanen easily skate around that NMC integrity and score on the Blues, who get run out of the rink.