I'm going to take a guy who has really proven that - hold on, I think I have a stomach bug or something, I just need to sit down. just a moment.
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(loud retching noises)
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OK, as I was saying before I was taken with a completely unrelated illness, I'm going to give another huge bump to a player who's been the ...uh hum... most well-rounded and top-2 left wing in the game for a 5 year stretch, while in competition with a near-generational talent for a peer and he - just hold on a second...
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OK, I think that was the last of it. Anyway, that's a peak to rival any of the last few LWs, his 7-year VsX is up in the mid 80s, plus he's got a great defensive reputation and a smattering of Selke support in a time where wingers don't really get any, and he's playing next to another generational talent in the area of accumulating Selke support. Add that to a certain...agitating X-factor, and the pedigree of a consistent winner and a beacon of constant self-improvement, and I don't see why I shouldn't use this pick on...
(vomits everywhere, in front of everyone)
Sorry, that was embarrassing. Hey, at least I didn't lick anyone's face, right? That's a funny joke, isn't it?
Brad Marchand, get your Kentucky Thoroughblades jersey and get out of my face.