OT: 97th Obsequious Banter Thread: The No Choking Zone (Adventure, post 159)

[Flybynite]

How do I turn an iPhone moving picture into a gif?

Can't you ask it?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

How do I turn an iPhone moving picture into a gif?

The Korean version of Alexa is named Yeong Sil. Ask him.

 

[Starat327]

Potentially enormous news. We'll see what comes out about this in the next few days.



EDIT: Or it could be a PR stunt until the heat is off.

He still owns the club so I’m not sure how much difference it really makes.

I want to preface this by saying I am in no means defending Abramovichs continued ownership of the club whilst his association with Putin exists.

From what I've read, he has approximately 2 billion euros in a sanction insurance policy, so he personally will be fine. The club is also a bug enough brand that it will attract a decent owner in thay situation, as well.

That said, who knows what really happens long term here. He hasn't been able to attend an actual game at Stamford Bridge in like 3 years now, so not being able to see the team isn't as big a concern. He's been to every international game he can make it to, but even that selection will get smaller as this unfolds.

 

[ajgoal]

Apparently Romania has relaxed animal entry requirements so those fleeing the Ukraine don't have to leave their pets behind.

How you can support animal welfare organisations in Ukraine

Saw a note that Poland has done the same, but not finding anything concrete.

 

[Superman33]

Sell now, live in a tent for a year until the inevitable market crash, profit.

Even better, sell now and live in your 2nd home that is gaining even more money in value than the 1st one and then buy another house when the market crashes.

Oh how the rich get richer, amiright?

 

[Lord Defect]

Can't you ask it?

I don’t turn that on

 

[Flybynite]

Time to call Comrade Jakob from Central State Farm

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Time to call Comrade Jakob from Central State Farm

Probably because someone drew a painting that the road went that way.

It wasn’t a meme!

 

[Starat327]

There are currently eight cars sitting out front of my house of people waiting to see this house.

What a time to be alive.

We're gonna be neighbors soon.

 

[Jack Straw]

Time to call Comrade Jakob from Central State Farm

I hate it when that happens.

 

[Lord Defect]

We're gonna be neighbors soon.

Stop looking in my windows

 

[ajgoal]

I hate it when that happens.

Unless they do things differently in Russia, there's no seat restraints in those things.

 

[Lord Defect]

Unless they do things differently in Russia, there's no seat restraints in those things.

You can’t possibly believe that Russia would add safety equipment

 

[ajgoal]

You can’t possibly believe that Russia would add safety equipment

No, they probably removed the fire suppression in favor of random spikes sticking out of the walls.

 

[Lord Defect]

No, they probably removed the fire suppression in favor of random spikes sticking out of the walls.

Russians are Orks. Nice.

 

[Lord Defect]

Doubt.gif

 

[ajgoal]

Russians are Orks. Nice.

Nah. They haven't painted their tanks red.

 

[Flybynite]

Financial Director of the state controlled gas company GAZPROM the largest natural gas company in the world and the largest company in all of Russia.

I guess shortly after informing Putin of the expected financial impact of the sanctions this guy musta jump out of his window twice and closed it on the way out.

 

[kudymen]

Doubt.gif

I recall several of those figures being higher yesterday so add me to the gif group

 

[Lord Defect]

Nah. They haven't painted their tanks red.

How do you know what in inside looks like? Maybe their undercover.

 

[ajgoal]

How do you know what in inside looks like? Maybe their undercover.

Not sure if serious.

Red Ones Go Faster | Tropedia | Fandom.

 

[kudymen]

Many rumours of significant attack on Kyiv in the coming hours. Be strong, Ukraine, be strong and beat everything that's coming your way

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[Lord Defect]

Not sure if serious.

Red Ones Go Faster | Tropedia | Fandom.

Yeah. I’m saying maybe they painted in interior of the tank red to go incognito.

 

[ajgoal]

Yeah. I’m saying maybe they painted in interior of the tank red to go incognito.

I feel that would defeat the purpose.