2022-2023 Around the League Part Deux

[GeoRox89]

I didn’t even know you can get a DUI on a golf cart

Pretty sure they fixed the law but there was a guy in Ontario once who was charged with a DUI for being drunk in a canoe

Edit: Found the story
Canada set to remove drunk canoeing as an impaired driving offence

 

[Hennessy]

I'm no advocate of driving drunk. But in a golf cart in the middle of the night on paths made for them in your neighborhood? I'm not going to feign outrage.

 

[Bowe Byrum]

I'm no advocate of driving drunk. But in a golf cart in the middle of the night on paths made for them in your neighborhood? I'm not going to feign outrage.

He can beat that with a good lawyer.

Here in NS they try and play that game if your.on a mountain bike but it doesn't fly.

Stop.wasting.the judges time they don't like it

 

[Gumballhead]

I didn’t even know you can get a DUI on a golf cart

I think you can get some sort of dui on a bicycle. I often wondered that as I flew down the long sloping hills of Daly City after a night of drinking. One time it was on a pink little girls bike I’d “borrowed” from a friend’s sister after he was too drunk to drive me home after partying at his house.

Wait what thread is this? Oh yeah, screw Mark Stone the LTIR Ranger.

I'm no advocate of driving drunk. But in a golf cart in the middle of the night on paths made for them in your neighborhood? I'm not going to feign outrage.

Do you know where you are?

 

[John Mandalorian]

I think you can get some sort of dui on a bicycle. I often wondered that as I flew down the long sloping hills of Daly City after a night of drinking. One time it was on a pink little girls bike I’d “borrowed” from a friend’s sister after he was too drunk to drive me home after partying at his house.

Wait what thread is this? Oh yeah, screw Mark Stone the LTIR Ranger.


Do you know where you are?

This is great. Nicely done.