2018 Pro-Tank Thread Part I: Dahlin all day and Dahlin all night

[racerjoe]

I just did the NHL Lottery simulator (just for gags)....Edmonton won the 1st overall pick.

I find this super funny in a dark sick and twisted type way.

 

[The Drop]

I just used tankathon and we won lol,

 

[GPNuck]

I just used tankathon and we won lol,

I'm just hoping for a top 3 pick, we will never pick 1st, thank the Oilers for the rule change for that one

 

[Tatehamma]

Odds definitely aren't in our favor, that's for sure. Been in the league for 47 years and not one 1st overall pick. Quite amazing actually.

 

[Jack Burton]

Good night for hockey tonight as 22 teams are in action. Definitely hoping for SJ, Edmonton and Phoenix all picking up the W....especially Phoenix as those guys need some points and are looking like our early competition for the worst team in the league.

GO TEAM TANK

 

[DDRhockey]

17 year old walking through men

 

[DDRhockey]

Lock it up...we're "too stacked" to tank.

Dahlin probably goes to buffalo career killer.

 

[y2kcanucks]

Dahlin probably goes to buffalo career killer.

Career killer would be going to Vancouver actually. Dahlin would probably either be sent back to his team in Sweden, or down to the AHL so he can "learn to play the right way."

Svechnikov would be sent back to the OHL.

I'm convinced this team would have lined up McDavid with Dorsett and Prust...gotta have him rubbing shoulders with them mentors.

 

[Superlative Soup]

Eriksson out for awhile. There goes one of our best tank commanders.

 

[elitepete]

Career killer would be going to Vancouver actually. Dahlin would probably either be sent back to his team in Sweden, or down to the AHL so he can "learn to play the right way."

Svechnikov would be sent back to the OHL.

I'm convinced this team would have lined up McDavid with Dorsett and Prust...gotta have him rubbing shoulders with them mentors.

I think there is a very high chance that there will be changes in management in the offseason as long as we're bottom 5 again.

At the very least, Benning will be gone.

 

[Jack Burton]

Leafs win.

Chicago embarrassed.

Montreal smoked by LA.

We need a loss. We're collecting too many points for my liking.

 

[PG Canuck]

Leafs win.

Chicago embarrassed.

Montreal smoked by LA.

We need a loss. We're collecting too many points for my liking.

A bit early to be so dramatic. It'll all even out in the end...perhaps even by Xmas. Injuries are already hitting our useless veterans, so it'll Chaput/Megna time soon enough again.

 

[Vman]

17 year old walking through men

He looks like Erik Karlsson out there!

 

[clunk]

Third time's a charm with Khaled for the lottery?

Hopefully he can start performing for us when it matters.

 

[The Drop]

Third time's a charm with Khaled for the lottery?

Hopefully he can start performing for us when it matters.

Dare to dream lol

 

[Breakers]

Trust me...... This team is bottom 3.

You look at team corsi rates, and 5 on 5 pace of play, offensive zone time, and dangerous scoring chances.
This team has absolutely ZERO shot of being a contender.

 

[Brock Boeser Laser Show]

This team should finish bottom 2. Hardly anything in Utica when more injuries hit and I expect a worse record in one goal games.

Defense looks like hot garbage without edler. Nilsson and markstrom will get exposed.

 

[clunk]

Great result tonight. I like to see this team manhandled.

I don't think they were EMBARRASSED tonight cause they made it a game, but it was close.

 

[Chairman Maouth]

I hate restricting what you guys can talk about, but knock off the "Lock it up" talk. It's being done by multiple people to troll one person.

 

[Wo Yorfat]

Before opening night a healthy chunk of Nucks reddit, CDC, and even a faction here thought we were a playoff team

 

[Pavel96]

Before opening night a healthy chunk of Nucks reddit, CDC, and even a faction here thought we were a playoff team

We are all not a playoff team.

 

[Jack Burton]

C'mon yotes and win a game will ya! At least the rags and oilers got some points.

Just need Buffalo to take care of business tomorrow.

 

[Wo Yorfat]

Too early to be calling Sunday vs Det a must lose?

 

[Nuckles]

Too early to be calling Sunday vs Det a must lose?

Every game is a must lose game. The more we lose, the quicker the casual fans tune out, the sooner Benning is fired.

 

[LickTheEnvelope]

Canucks are 9th to last right now and they are actually playing much better than I thought they would with other teams below them playing much worse than was expected.

The only teams below the Canucks I think might actually be worse are Arizona and Buffalo.

The other teams I think will easily move ahead of the Canucks before the halfway point other than maybe Montreal. Habs have looked just brutal.