OT: 114th Obsequious Banter Thread: One fortnight and counting

[PDX Flyer]

I'll definitely watch that stage, just for the entertainment value.

I’ve been catching up on YouTube. They have 17 min clips for each stage. Editing isn’t the best but it works

 

[Jack Straw]

I’ve been catching up on YouTube. They have 17 min clips for each stage. Editing isn’t the best but it works

I have Peacock so I can watch it all there. Like I'm doing right now.

 

[Embiid]

My wife caught that when we went last month.
Why in the ever loving f*** would I pay more to make sure I inconvenience you less?
All of these fees should be illegal.

Gotcha capitalism. The U.S. is the epitome of a toll booth economy with fees and pass through costs that are complete BS...

 

[Chinatown88]

Damn this hits hard

 

[Beef Invictus]

I was in fifth grade when Pokemon took off. I took one look at it, decided it sucks ass, and nothing has ever changed my mind.

Final Fantasy is worse.

Also, I've started eating kiwis with the skin on

 

[Chinatown88]

I was in fifth grade when Pokemon took off. I took one look at it, decided it sucks ass, and nothing has ever changed my mind.

Final Fantasy is worse.

Also, I've started eating kiwis with the skin on

This tops your food opinions in terms of ridiculousness.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Damn this hits hard

One of my core memories of sadness is the time that my mom took me to the card store after I helped out with a ton of chores so I could get a pack but we got there five minutes after they closed.

Getting out of the car and running to the door to have it not open. The sadness can still be felt.

 

[Chinatown88]

One of my core memories of sadness is the time that my mom took me to the card store after I helped out with a ton of chores so I could get a pack but we got there five minutes after they closed.

Getting out of the car and running to the door to have it not open. The sadness can still be felt.

Damn that hurts.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Damn this hits hard

These smelled exactly like strawberries when you opened a pack. I will never forget that.

 

[wankstifier]

I was in fifth grade when Pokemon took off. I took one look at it, decided it sucks ass, and nothing has ever changed my mind.

Final Fantasy is worse.

Also, I've started eating kiwis with the skin on

Nobody eats skins or greens. It's perfectly acceptable to eat whole kiwis and strawberries, you nibbling cowards

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I have found the line for home maintenance that I will not touch. There's a giant wasp nest getting removed right now. I'd rather weld with my teeth.

 

[gertbfrobe16]

https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/31/us/pennsylvania-chester-county-prison-escape/index.html

I hope he's already caught for you guys' safety.

wonder why he was in county two weeks after the trial was over. Anyone with life should be in state prison.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Nobody eats skins or greens. It's perfectly acceptable to eat whole kiwis and strawberries, you nibbling cowards

This is the kind of bold courage we need in my planned future

 

[Beef Invictus]

I have found the line for home maintenance that I will not touch. There's a giant wasp nest getting removed right now. I'd rather weld with my teeth.

"Giant" is the limit. I've found the monstrous ones contain too many wasps to spray to death before they find you.

 

[DancingPanther]

I have found the line for home maintenance that I will not touch. There's a giant wasp nest getting removed right now. I'd rather weld with my teeth.

Are we talking like Pooh bear style bees nest hairdo size?, If so I agree. Wasps nest the size of my fist are doable, but that's pretty much the limit for me

 

[JojoTheWhale]

"Giant" is the limit. I've found the monstrous ones contain too many wasps to spray to death before they find you.

Are we talking like Pooh bear style bees nest hairdo size?, If so I agree. Wasps nest the size of my fist are doable, but that's pretty much the limit for me

This is worse than any of your food takes.

It was about 2' long and I'm allergic. Zero percent chance of me touching it.

 

[Beef Invictus]

 

[Beef Invictus]

This is worse than any of your food takes.

It was about 2' long and I'm allergic. Zero percent chance of me touching it.

Oh I shoot that with the spray then celebrate with some vinegar. I'm not allergic, but I do overflow with hate. Bigger than my fist is a different game. There's a line where fear outpaces hatred.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Oh I shoot that with the spray then celebrate with some vinegar. I'm not allergic, but I do overflow with hate. Bigger than my fist is a different game. There's a line where fear outpaces hatred.

Which makes sense that you are a Flyers board poster.

 

[DancingPanther]

This is worse than any of your food takes.

It was about 2' long and I'm allergic. Zero percent chance of me touching it.

Oh well for God's sake if you're allergic than it's completely different

 

[DancingPanther]

Hey wait just a darn rootin tootin minute. Which of my food takes are bad?

Speaking of food we embarking on a big journey right now

 

[Embiid]

We're turning Japanese...

Emos unite...

Japan reveals a THIRD of today's 18-year-olds may never have children

Japan announced this week that as many as a third of 18-year-old women may never have children, due to a 'sex recession' that has seen Japan's fertility rate drop to 1.34 births per woman.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[DancingPanther]

Hey wait just a darn rootin tootin minute. Which of my food takes are bad?

Speaking of food we embarking on a big journey right now

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[Lord Defect]

I have found the line for home maintenance that I will not touch. There's a giant wasp nest getting removed right now. I'd rather weld with my teeth.

I’m available this weekend for a price

 

[DancingPanther]

Oven time boys