OT: 114th Obsequious Banter Thread: One fortnight and counting

[Magua]

Oven time boys

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Put out a 3rd plate, would you, dear?

 

[Beef Invictus]

The Child just laid out a convoluted plot to take over "the thing that runs the USA" all so she can custom-make 100 dollars for herself.

 

[Magua]

The Child just laid out a convoluted plot to take over "the thing that runs the USA" all so she can custom-make 100 dollars for herself.

Doesn’t she know that the thing that runs the USA is listening? Tell her it’s listening. Tell her she’s in danger.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I can't even begin to lay out the plot. It went on and on. It involves Megalon pooping everywhere and juicy cheese.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Doesn’t she know that the thing that runs the USA is listening? Tell her it’s listening. Tell her she’s in danger.

I once told her the sun will burn out into a lump of coal in a few billion years and it took a month for her to recover. She wished she had never been born.

I'll probably leave this one alone lol

 

[JojoTheWhale]

@Striiker 2 full hours of water fetch today. They fell asleep before they could make it inside.

 

[Magua]

I can't even begin to lay out the plot. It went on and on. It involves Megalon pooping everywhere and juicy cheese.

 

[Striiker]

@Striiker 2 full hours of water fetch today. They fell asleep before they could make it inside.

Absolutely adorable.

Meanwhile my idiot dog hates water.

 

[DancingPanther]

Eggplant level: parmesan

@Striiker 2 full hours of water fetch today. They fell asleep before they could make it inside.

I want a pool for the dogs but I just it's so much money and upkeep

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Absolutely adorable.

Meanwhile my idiot dog hates water.

The little one up front is the guy I picked up out west a few weeks ago. 3 days ago, he was petrified of it.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I want a pool for the dogs but I just it's so much money and upkeep

I do all the maintenance on ours to help offset the costs, but yeah, even the chemicals for the water are NOT cheap. It's for my wife tbh.

 

[Striiker]

Eggplant level: parmesan

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I want a pool for the dogs but I just it's so much money and upkeep

naked ass noods smh

 

[DancingPanther]

naked ass noods smh

You goof you eat them with the parm and how dare you call them noodles

Plus we made a whole pound so that we can dress them however we want for possible work dinners

 

[Cody Webster]

Eggplant level: parmesan

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I want a pool for the dogs but I just it's so much money and upkeep

You're at home, not at a restaurant. No need to skimp yourself on the rig

 

[DancingPanther]

I do all the maintenance on ours to help offset the costs, but yeah, even the chemicals for the water are NOT cheap. It's for my wife tbh.

Yes it would mainly be for Girl. Why are we like this Jojo

You're at home, not at a restaurant. No need to skimp yourself on the rig

Gotta run your plate properly, 2-3 macs per parm bite

 

[Striiker]

You goof you eat them with the parm and how dare you call them noodles

Plus we made a whole pound so that we can dress them however we want for possible work dinners

if you think about it, if you added sauce to them they'd technically be little noodly sandwiches

Gotta run your plate properly, 2-3 macs per parm bite

thats like taking a bite of dry cereal and then sipping some milk from a cup

truly degenerate eating tactics

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Yes it would mainly be for Girl. Why are we like this Jojo

This is a Very Good Thing. Don’t argue with happiness. <3

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The Child just laid out a convoluted plot to take over "the thing that runs the USA" all so she can custom-make 100 dollars for herself.

She's got my vote.

After all, "the thing that runs the USA" just custom-makes dollars for themselves anyway.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I do all the maintenance on ours to help offset the costs, but yeah, even the chemicals for the water are NOT cheap. It's for my wife tbh.

Do you have the very cool robot cleaner

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

This is a Very Good Thing. Don’t argue with happiness. <3

HCette has asked and wanted a pool for about as long as i've known her. This is my line that I will not cross.

Hold the line!

 

[wankstifier]

Do you have the very cool robot cleaner

Zima Blue?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Do you have the very cool robot cleaner

“How do I know if it’s the very cool one?” he asked with trepidation.

HCette has asked and wanted a pool for about as long as i've known her. This is my line that I will not cross.

Hold the line!

There is a pool in the ground. I don’t think there’s a line to hold anymore.

 

[Lord Defect]

The Child just laid out a convoluted plot to take over "the thing that runs the USA" all so she can custom-make 100 dollars for herself.

I’m in

 

[Beef Invictus]

“How do I know if it’s the very cool one?” he asked with trepidation.



There is a pool in the ground. I don’t think there’s a line to hold anymore.

If it's a robot it is cool.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

If it's a robot it is cool.

Oh then yes. It’s impossible to clean without one. The dog fur clumps up on the floor of the deep end.