OT: 110th Obsequious Banter Thread: Giving 110% and more

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OT: - 109th Obsequious Banter Thread: In the Driver's Seat

Thread 108 -- OT: - 108th Obsequious Banter Thread: Nine dozen eggs and not one broken

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[CanadianFlyer88]

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Plus tax = @107%

 

[Embiid]

Smoothie recipes please...

 

[Jack Straw]

Smoothie recipes please...

Frozen fruit mix (mango, strawberries, peaches), one banana, cup of Yoplait vanilla yogurt, some water (maybe 1 cup or so) so it’s not too thick.

 

[Cody Webster]

Frozen fruit mix (mango, strawberries, peaches), one banana, cup of Yoplait vanilla yogurt, some water (maybe 1 cup or so) so it’s not too thick.

Don't forget the peanut butter

 

[Jack Straw]

Don't forget the peanut butter

Reported.

 

[Cody Webster]

Reported.

Boooo

 

[trostol]

write in vote..Max effort is Chuck TDL effort

 

[achdumeingute]

Frozen fruit mix (mango, strawberries, peaches), one banana, cup of Yoplait vanilla yogurt, some water (maybe 1 cup or so) so it’s not too thick.

I buy chopped kale at target.
One banana, two cups of kale, some honey, 6oz almond milk, 1 cup ice. Scoop of flaxseed.

 

[Asnito]

Why?

Man arrested after explosive found in luggage at US airport

The device, detected in screening at a Pennsylvania airport, "posed a significant risk to the aircraft".

www.bbc.com

 

[BernieParent]

Why?

Man arrested after explosive found in luggage at US airport

The device, detected in screening at a Pennsylvania airport, "posed a significant risk to the aircraft".

www.bbc.com

This makes me think of the New Jersey airport that, among other do-not pictograms over the security area, has (had?) an icon of a grenade with a red line through it.

 

[GKJ]

Smoothie recipes please...

1.5 cup almond milk
1.5 cup chocolate milk
2 tbsp powdered (or actual) peanut butter
1 tbsp maple syrup
5 oz spinach
2 banana cream dannon light & fit yogurt
4 bananas

Optional:
1 scoop whey protein powder
1/2 to 1 cup of ground oatmeal (will make it thick)

Makes like 6 servings

 

[Embiid]

I need best guestimates for measurements (besides the whey) for the following smoothie ingredients. Supposed to be a "longevity" smoothie....

-Blueberries
-Collagen
-Almond butter or nuts
-chia seeds
-hemp seeds
-frozen zucchini or cauliflower
-MCT oil
-unsweetened almond or macademia milk
-48g of whey protein..

 

[Flybynite]

Parrots must have an ability to sense people with eye problems. Explains why they were always on the shoulder of pirates wearing eye-patches.

 

[Tripod]

Had to take the wife to Emerg yesterday. The night before had issues sleeping due to a "blip" in her heartbeat. She has had them in tge past and usually after 20 mins or so, they go away. But that night they continued on into the day so we went to Emerg just in case. Bloodgood and EKG info all came back ok except for of course tge extra " blip" that would happen once in awhile.

Doc said it's likely due to her system reacting to everything she has/is going through...I lost my mom end of Nov, she lost her Gmother the end of Dec and was heavily involved with helping everyone thru things(she's a nurse ). Then her mom started being a wicked women in Jan and the wife went back to work in Feb so lots of anxiety to deal with.

I booked up a trip to Mexico and we are leaving Saturday. Hopefully a week away from everything will help her get re-set. First time away in 4 years....much needed.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Had to take the wife to Emerg yesterday. The night before had issues sleeping due to a "blip" in her heartbeat. She has had them in tge past and usually after 20 mins or so, they go away. But that night they continued on into the day so we went to Emerg just in case. Bloodgood and EKG info all came back ok except for of course tge extra " blip" that would happen once in awhile.

Doc said it's likely due to her system reacting to everything she has/is going through...I lost my mom end of Nov, she lost her Gmother the end of Dec and was heavily involved with helping everyone thru things(she's a nurse ). Then her mom started being a wicked women in Jan and the wife went back to work in Feb so lots of anxiety to deal with.

I booked up a trip to Mexico and we are leaving Saturday. Hopefully a week away from everything will help her get re-set. First time away in 4 years....much needed.

Godspeed.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Had to take the wife to Emerg yesterday. The night before had issues sleeping due to a "blip" in her heartbeat. She has had them in tge past and usually after 20 mins or so, they go away. But that night they continued on into the day so we went to Emerg just in case. Bloodgood and EKG info all came back ok except for of course tge extra " blip" that would happen once in awhile.

Doc said it's likely due to her system reacting to everything she has/is going through...I lost my mom end of Nov, she lost her Gmother the end of Dec and was heavily involved with helping everyone thru things(she's a nurse ). Then her mom started being a wicked women in Jan and the wife went back to work in Feb so lots of anxiety to deal with.

I booked up a trip to Mexico and we are leaving Saturday. Hopefully a week away from everything will help her get re-set. First time away in 4 years....much needed.

If you don't take care of her, I will kill you.

 

[Embiid]

What a shame..for the cats!

New Jersey woman fighting eviction blows herself up in house full of cats

A New Jersey woman’s fight against eviction ended in a deadly blaze Wednesday when she intentionally started a fire in the home she shared with dozens of cats and refused to evacuate.

nypost.com

 

[Embiid]

Why not...AI are going to become our overlords anyway. Fat, dumb and happy is the goal...

More Than Half of the World Will Be Overweight or Obese by 2035 - Report

https://www.usnews.com/news/world/articles/2023-03-02/more-than-half-of-the-world-will-be-overweight-or-obese-by-2035-report

 

[Tripod]

If you don't take care of her, I will kill you.

She is supposed to take care of me. Why do you think I married a nurse 8 years younger than me?

 

[Embiid]

Can you imagine if we had to register with the Flyers front office and Comcast..

Florida bill would require bloggers who write about governor to register with the state

Florida Sen. Jason Brodeur (R-Lake Mary) wants bloggers who write about Gov. Ron DeSantis, Attorney General Ashley Moody, and other members of the Florida executive cabinet or legislature to regist…

www.wfla.com

 

[Asnito]

@Jack Straw how did you make out with the house?

 

[Jack Straw]

She is supposed to take care of me. Why do you think I married a nurse 8 years younger than me?

 

[Jack Straw]

@Jack Straw how did you make out with the house?

Well... funny you should ask (I assume you're referring to the fire). All things considered things have turned out pretty well, although there were definitely rough patches. For reasons not related to the fire, I decided to move (again). Had the fire not happened I would have moved anyway, but the fire impacted the timing. I figured since I wanted to move anyway it would be easier on everyone (me, the dogs, the contractors) if I moved out and then had the repairs done. And I got lucky and found the perfect house (or as close to perfect as could reasonably be expected). So I moved in to the new place last week and the repair work has started at the other house. Obviously not desireable owning two homes but hopefully the work will be done in a month or so and I can sell the old one.