Chicago missed the playoffs 9 of the 10 seasons prior to ‘08-09. They picked 16, 8, 23, 10/11, 9/29, 21, 14, 3, 7, 3, 1, 11. They had 17 picks in the ‘04 draft. 5 played more than 100 games (comically, Troy Brouwer played the most with 851 games as a 7th round pick, nobody else got past 433). They had 5 picks in the top 54 picks that year, 2 never played in the NHL, Barker, Bolland, and Bickel were their prizes.
LA missed 6 straight season before returning to the playoffs (would have been 7 if not for the lockout) before making the playoffs in ‘09-10. Picks starting in ‘03 - 13/26/27, 11, 11 (Kopitar), 11/17, 4, 1/13, 2, 5,
Pittsburgh absolutely demolished their team, missed 4 straight seasons (5 with the lockout) - but got TWO generational talents in Crosby and Mallon back to back.. They picked 5, 1, 2, 1, 2 in that span, which is statistically essentially impossible at this point in addition to the generational thing. Let’s just agree to agree that their model is irrelevant 99.9999999% of the time
You can say “they only mega-tanked for 5 years”, but they were getting mid-round picks the Ducks were not getting for years prior to that. The Kings hit on Quick as a 3rd and Kopitar at 11 (meaning 10 teams passed on Kopitar and every team passed on Quick), which helped. The Chicago and Pittsburgh models won’t work any more.